# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 248
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2023, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4949 "2023-09-17T13:28:20Z")
When the Martians landed in Charlotte They rounded up every last harlot ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2023, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4950 "2023-09-17T13:30:36Z")
When the Martians landed in Charlotte They rounded up every last harlot But to their dismay, ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2023, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4951 "2023-09-17T15:36:26Z")
When the Martians landed in Charlotte They rounded up every last harlot But to their dismay, A “companionway” ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2023, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4952 "2023-09-18T21:43:43Z")
When the Martians landed in Charlotte They rounded up every last harlot But to their dismay, A “companionway” Dropped them in a Newark used car lot I have this tune running through my head ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2023, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4953 "2023-09-18T23:45:08Z")
I have this tune running through my head. I’m sure it’s one by The Grateful Dead ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2023, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4954 "2023-09-19T00:51:57Z")
I have this tune running through my head. I’m sure it’s one by The Grateful Dead Was it one tab, or two? ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2023, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4955 "2023-09-19T02:25:46Z")
I have this tune running through my head. I’m sure it’s one by The Grateful Dead Was it one tab, or two? Ooh wow! I think my hands grew ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2023, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4956 "2023-09-21T23:10:03Z")
I have this tune running through my head. I’m sure it’s one by The Grateful Dead Was it one tab, or two? Ooh wow! I think my hands grew Should the grass really be that bright red? My doctor’s prescribed me this cream ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2023, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4957 "2023-09-21T23:23:53Z")
My doctor’s prescribed me this cream. I’d prefer a particle beam ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2023, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4958 "2023-09-21T23:31:09Z")
My doctor’s prescribed me this cream. I’d prefer a particle beam It would be much quicker ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2023, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4959 "2023-09-22T02:24:41Z")
My doctor’s prescribed me this cream. I’d prefer a particle beam It would be much quicker And make my horn thicker ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2023, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4960 "2023-09-22T02:37:39Z")
My doctor’s prescribed me this cream. I’d prefer a particle beam It would be much quicker And make my horn thicker But the smell of burnt hair makes me scream. My favorite snack late at night ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2023, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4961 "2023-09-22T02:43:10Z")
My favorite snack late at night Is a true culinary delight ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2023, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4962 "2023-09-22T03:18:57Z")
My favorite snack late at night Is a true culinary delight It involves Peking Duck ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2023, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4963 "2023-09-22T20:02:45Z")
My favorite snack late at night Is a true culinary delight It involves Peking Duck Wrapped around a puck ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2023, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4964 "2023-09-22T20:50:21Z")
My favorite snack late at night Is a true culinary delight It involves Peking Duck Wrapped around a puck And eaten in the glow of a tea light. The country is about to shut down ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2023, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4965 "2023-09-22T20:52:18Z")
The country is about to shut down Because of congressional clowns ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2023, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4966 "2023-09-22T20:56:26Z")
The country is about to shut down Because of congressional clowns It’s getting real hairy ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2023, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4967 "2023-09-22T23:48:15Z")
The country is about to shut down Because of congressional clowns It’s getting real hairy Stock pundits are wary ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2023, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4968 "2023-09-25T01:30:49Z")
The country is about to shut down Because of congressional clowns It’s getting real hairy Stock pundits are wary Is it bad to wish MAGAs would drown? I keep something stashed in my shoe [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=247) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=249)