# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 249
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2023, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4969 "2023-09-25T02:31:21Z")
I keep something stashed in my shoe To hide some of my revenue ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2023, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4970 "2023-09-25T02:32:44Z")
I keep something stashed in my shoe To hide some of my revenue But when I get sweaty ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2023, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4971 "2023-09-25T02:43:26Z")
I keep something stashed in my shoe To hide some of my revenue But when I get sweaty Those gold bars get wetty ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2023, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4972 "2023-09-25T07:58:47Z")
I keep something stashed in my shoe To hide some of my revenue But when I get sweaty Those gold bars get wetty And they hamper my tap-dancing too. An eccentric old farmer, named Saul ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2023, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4973 "2023-09-25T08:57:48Z")
An eccentric old farmer, named Saul Had his cows all jump over a wall ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4974 "2023-09-27T03:27:32Z")
An eccentric old farmer, named Saul Had his cows all jump over a wall But a Guernsey named Bess ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4975 "2023-09-27T03:28:47Z")
An eccentric old farmer, named Saul Had his cows all jump over a wall But a Guernsey named Bess Conspired with Tess ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4976 "2023-09-27T05:34:52Z")
An eccentric old farmer, named Saul Had his cows all jump over a wall But a Guernsey named Bess Conspired with Tess To skive off and buy alcohol. I’m rewatching Lord of the Rings ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4977 "2023-09-27T05:40:11Z")
I’m rewatching Lord of the Rings With five of the Sacramento Kings ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4978 "2023-09-27T06:27:46Z")
I’m rewatching Lord of the Rings With five of the Sacramento Kings Only forward Chris Duarte ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4979 "2023-09-27T15:10:50Z")
I’m rewatching Lord of the Rings With five of the Sacramento Kings. Only forward Chris Duarte Seems ready to party ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4980 "2023-09-27T19:31:55Z")
I’m rewatching Lord of the Rings With five of the Sacramento Kings. Only forward Chris Duarte Seems ready to party He’s brought hookers, coke, vodka and wings. The ship’s captain exclaimed with a start ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4981 "2023-09-27T20:33:47Z")
The ship’s captain exclaimed with a start, "I did not know a parrot could fart ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4982 "2023-09-27T21:17:12Z")
The ship’s captain exclaimed with a start, "I did not know a parrot could fart But the toot from my shoulder ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4983 "2023-09-27T23:26:04Z")
The ship’s captain exclaimed with a start, "I did not know a parrot could fart But the toot from my shoulder Caused my sideburns to smolder ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2023, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4984 "2023-10-02T15:41:36Z")
The ship’s captain exclaimed with a start, "I did not know a parrot could fart But the toot from my shoulder Caused my sideburns to smolder And made a stutter in my heart. There once was a hole in the road ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2023, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4985 "2023-10-02T17:47:44Z")
There once was a hole in the road Filled to the brim with frogs and a toad ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2023, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4986 "2023-10-02T22:49:12Z")
There once was a hole in the road Filled to the brim with frogs and a toad The toad; he was fat ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2023, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4987 "2023-10-02T22:54:36Z")
There once was a hole in the road Filled to the brim with frogs and a toad The toad; he was fat But soon he was flat ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2023, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4988 "2023-10-02T23:05:16Z")
There once was a hole in the road Filled to the brim with frogs and a toad The toad; he was fat But soon he was flat And the frogs, they did all explode. Adam Copeland, who once was called Edge, [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=248) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=250)