# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 25
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2015, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/482 "2015-03-07T00:01:37Z")
As A-Rod was playing 3rd base, He spied in the bleachers, the face Of a girl he once did Who now had a kid ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2015, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/483 "2015-03-07T00:29:35Z")
As A-Rod was playing 3rd base, He spied in the bleachers, the face Of a girl he once did Who now had a kid Who was named by Joe Morgan, 'Dis Grace. When Old Rocky fought his last fight ---
**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2015, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/484 "2015-03-07T04:02:03Z")
When Old Rocky fought his last fight You couldn’t imagine his plight ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2015, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/485 "2015-03-07T04:05:57Z")
When Old Rocky fought his last fight You couldn’t imagine his plight. Instead of a jab ---
**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2015, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/486 "2015-03-07T04:12:39Z")
When Old Rocky fought his last fight You couldn’t imagine his plight. Instead of a jab To Old Cutter McNabb ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2015, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/487 "2015-03-07T04:28:26Z")
When Old Rocky fought his last fight You couldn’t imagine his plight. Instead of a jab To Old Cutter McNabb The punch put him out like a light From Nantucket there came a man ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2015, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/488 "2015-03-07T04:28:28Z")
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**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2015, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/489 "2015-03-07T04:39:43Z")
From Nantucket there came a man Who threw a harpoon at his gran. ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2015, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/490 "2015-03-07T05:18:43Z")
From Nantucket there came a man Who threw a harpoon at his gran. And man, did she wail ---
**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2015, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/491 "2015-03-07T05:19:57Z")
From Nantucket there came a man Who threw a harpoon at his gran. And man, did she wail Like a cat by the tail ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2015, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/492 "2015-03-07T05:40:09Z")
From Nantucket there came a man Who threw a harpoon at his gran. And man, did she wail Like a cat by the tail As only a blubbery-puss can. As a young lass I played fast and loose ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2015, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/493 "2015-03-07T13:01:34Z")
As a young lass I played fast and loose For every gander, I was a goose ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2015, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/494 "2015-03-07T13:48:08Z")
As a young lass I played fast and loose For every gander, I was a goose But the cute little chick ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2015, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/495 "2015-03-07T13:57:27Z")
As a young lass I played fast and loose For every gander, I was a goose But the cute little chick With the seven-inch lick ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2015, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/496 "2015-03-07T15:51:46Z")
As a young lass I played fast and loose For every gander, I was a goose But the cute little chick With the seven-inch lick Pleasured me in my little caboose. When Elvis was hitting the booze ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2015, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/497 "2015-03-07T16:21:43Z")
When Elvis was hitting the booze He espoused some ridiculous views ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2015, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/498 "2015-03-07T16:28:00Z")
When Elvis was hitting the booze He espoused some ridiculous views: "Sinatra’s a fairy, ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2015, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/499 "2015-03-07T16:43:33Z")
When Elvis was hitting the booze He espoused some ridiculous views: "Sinatra’s a fairy, A grapefruit’s a berry ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2015, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/500 "2015-03-07T17:08:46Z")
When Elvis was hitting the booze He espoused some ridiculous views: “Sinatra’s a fairy, A grapefruit’s a berry And blue suede makes terrible shoes.” Abe Lincoln, the splitter of rails ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2015, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/501 "2015-03-07T17:11:08Z")
> [@Fear\_Itself](#): > > When Elvis was hitting the booze > He espoused some ridiculous views: > “Sinatra’s a fairy, > A grapefruit’s a berry > And blue suede makes terrible shoes.” Applause [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=24) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=26)