# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 250
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2023, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4989 "2023-10-02T23:11:55Z")
Adam Copeland, who once was called Edge, Was asked if he would give his pledge ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2023, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4990 "2023-10-02T23:16:08Z")
Adam Copeland, who once was called Edge, Was asked if he would give his pledge To beat up on Sting ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4991 "2023-10-03T07:29:46Z")
Adam Copeland, who once was called Edge, Was asked if he would give his pledge To beat up on Sting And put his ass in a sling ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4992 "2023-10-03T10:30:01Z")
Adam Copeland, who once was called Edge, Was asked if he would give his pledge To beat up on Sting And put his ass in a sling With his boxers jammed up in a wedge. A Halloween trickster came knocking ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4993 "2023-10-03T11:17:57Z")
> [@Fear\_Itself](#): > > Adam Copeland, who once was called Edge, > Was asked if he would give his pledge > To beat up on Sting > And put his ass in a sling > With his boxers jammed up in a wedge. Bravo. In play: A Halloween trickster came knocking Going around, and cold-cocking ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4994 "2023-10-03T17:22:48Z")
A Halloween trickster came knocking Going around, and cold-cocking Kids dressed as Mickey ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2023, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4995 "2023-10-03T22:34:59Z")
A Halloween trickster came knocking Going around, and cold-cocking Kids dressed as Mickey And folks wearing a dickey _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4996 "2023-10-04T09:05:26Z")
A Halloween trickster came knocking Going around, and cold-cocking Kids dressed as Mickey And folks wearing a dickey With clocks that were a’ tick-tocking. Baseball is my favorite sport ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4997 "2023-10-04T18:34:22Z")
Baseball is my favorite sport As a career though, my attempts came to naught ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4998 "2023-10-04T18:45:08Z")
Baseball is my favorite sport As a career though, my attempts came to naught. I could not hit a curve ball, _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2023, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/4999 "2023-10-04T18:47:35Z")
Baseball is my favorite sport As a career though, my attempts came to naught. I could not hit a curve ball, But my greatest downfall ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2023, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5000 "2023-10-05T01:13:23Z")
Baseball is my favorite sport As a career though, my attempts came to naught. I could not hit a curve ball, But my greatest downfall Was when I struck out attempting to bunt. Pass. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2023, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5001 "2023-10-05T04:50:35Z")
Hi ho, hi ho, it’s off to work I go ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2023, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5002 "2023-10-05T08:23:35Z")
Hi ho, hi ho, it’s off to work I go But the traffic this morning is terribly slow ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2023, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5003 "2023-10-05T21:56:42Z")
Hi ho, hi ho, it’s off to work I go But the traffic this morning is terribly slow If I had a monster truck ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2023, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5004 "2023-10-06T00:43:11Z")
Hi ho, hi ho, it’s off to work I go But the traffic this morning is terribly slow If I had a monster truck Then I could roll amuck ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2023, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5005 "2023-10-06T00:59:45Z")
Hi ho, hi ho, it’s off to work I go But the traffic this morning is terribly slow If I had a monster truck Then I could roll amuck And my wonderful career I’ll blow. I will certainly blame everything on you ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2023, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5006 "2023-10-06T01:28:45Z")
I will certainly blame everything on you. Because you are the one I’m determined to screw ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2023, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5007 "2023-10-06T02:13:28Z")
I will certainly blame everything on you. Because you are the one I’m determined to screw So if I get chlamydia ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2023, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5008 "2023-10-06T06:17:51Z")
I will certainly blame everything on you. Because you are the one I’m determined to screw So if I get chlamydia They’ll probably get rid of ya [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=249) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=251)