# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 251
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2023, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5009 "2023-10-06T12:29:34Z")
I will certainly blame everything on you. Because you are the one I’m determined to screw So if I get chlamydia They’ll probably get rid of ya Even though it wouldn’t be true. The nicest thing, about cats, ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2023, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5010 "2023-10-06T20:57:28Z")
The nicest thing, about cats, They’ll treat you like door mats ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2023, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5011 "2023-10-07T00:25:49Z")
The nicest thing, about cats, They’ll treat you like door mats And on Wet Food Wednesday ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2023, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5012 "2023-10-07T03:40:06Z")
The nicest thing, about cats, They’ll treat you like door mats And on Wet Food Wednesday They’ll pig out like a stray ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2023, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5013 "2023-10-10T21:55:40Z")
The nicest thing, about cats, They’ll treat you like door mats And on Wet Food Wednesday They’ll pig out like a stray Then zoom out like furred acrobats. My database no longer works well ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2023, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5014 "2023-10-10T23:56:39Z")
My database no longer works well Frankly, it’s all gone to hell ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2023, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5015 "2023-10-11T00:39:21Z")
My database no longer works well. Frankly, it’s all gone to hell. Now the contractor’s here ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2023, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5016 "2023-10-11T01:02:12Z")
My database no longer works well. Frankly, it’s all gone to hell. Now the contractor’s here To confirm my worst fear: ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2023, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5017 "2023-10-11T01:40:17Z")
My database no longer works well. Frankly, it’s all gone to hell. Now the contractor’s here To confirm my worst fear And to sound the last knell for my Dell. Today’s films are nothing but sequels _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2023, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5018 "2023-10-11T03:06:58Z")
Today’s films are nothing but sequels You can blame their producers’ weak wills ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2023, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5019 "2023-10-11T13:02:13Z")
Today’s films are nothing but sequels You can blame their producers’ weak wills But they make so much dough ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2023, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5020 "2023-10-11T20:26:35Z")
Today’s films are nothing but sequels You can blame their producers’ weak wills But they make so much dough That studios can’t say no ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2023, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5021 "2023-10-17T23:01:23Z")
Today’s films are nothing but sequels. You can blame their producers’ weak wills. But they make so much dough That studios can’t say no. So they say in Beverly Hills. A young alien from Cassiopeia ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2023, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5022 "2023-10-17T23:13:54Z")
A young alien from Cassiopeia Came down with explosive diarrhea ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2023, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5023 "2023-10-17T23:38:56Z")
A young alien from Cassiopeia Came down with explosive diarrhea His ship filled with stool ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2023, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5024 "2023-10-20T13:41:42Z")
A young alien from Cassiopeia Came down with explosive diarrhea His ship filled with stool Then he dumped it, like a fool ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2023, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5025 "2023-10-20T17:09:33Z")
A young alien from Cassiopeia Came down with explosive diarrhea His ship filled with stool Then he dumped it, like a fool And to the people of Earth, he said “See ya!” The quest for a Speaker goes on ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2023, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5026 "2023-10-20T21:40:01Z")
The quest for a Speaker goes on No one worthy wants the baton ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2023, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5027 "2023-10-21T00:27:56Z")
The quest for a Speaker goes on. No one worthy wants the baton. It’s almost a game ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2023, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5028 "2023-10-21T01:25:50Z")
The quest for a Speaker goes on. No one worthy wants the baton. It’s almost a game And it’s getting kinda lame [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=250) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=252)