# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 252
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2023, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5029 "2023-10-21T20:02:23Z")
The quest for a Speaker goes on. No one worthy wants the baton. It’s almost a game And it’s getting kinda lame More tiresome farce than denouement If you’re visiting Libya or Chad ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2023, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5030 "2023-10-21T22:37:40Z")
If you’re visiting Libya or Chad You might stopover in Riyadh ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2023, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5031 "2023-10-22T22:22:13Z")
If you’re visiting Libya or Chad, You might stopover in Riyadh. See the Masmak Fort ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2023, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5032 "2023-10-23T02:37:52Z")
If you’re visiting Libya or Chad, You might stopover in Riyadh. See the Masmak Fort After leaving Khalid Airport ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2023, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5033 "2023-10-23T04:23:01Z")
If you’re visiting Libya or Chad, You might stopover in Riyadh. See the Masmak Fort After leaving Khalid Airport Just try not to do it unclad. There was a composer named Beryl ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2023, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5034 "2023-10-23T04:25:02Z")
There was a composer named Beryl Who liked an actress named Meryl ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2023, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5035 "2023-10-25T08:17:59Z")
There was a composer named Beryl Who liked an actress named Meryl So she wrote up a score ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2023, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5036 "2023-10-25T17:21:58Z")
There was a composer named Beryl Who liked an actress named Meryl So she wrote up a score Singing “love evermore” ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2023, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5037 "2023-10-25T22:59:10Z")
There was a composer named Beryl Who liked an actress named Meryl So she wrote up a score Singing “love evermore” But the highest notes rendered her sterile. The one thing I won’t do in bed ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2023, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5038 "2023-10-26T04:11:41Z")
The one thing I won’t do in bed Is pull the covers up over my head. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2023, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5039 "2023-10-26T17:54:17Z")
The one thing I won’t do in bed Is pull the covers up over my head. 'Cuz my feet stick out ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2023, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5040 "2023-10-30T20:05:27Z")
The one thing I won’t do in bed Is pull the covers up over my head. 'Cuz my feet stick out The cold sets off my gout ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2023, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5041 "2023-10-31T02:08:05Z")
The one thing I won’t do in bed Is pull the covers up over my head. 'Cuz my feet stick out The cold sets off my gout And that makes me wish I were dead. There once was a red Jack O’ Lantern ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2023, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5042 "2023-10-31T02:10:00Z")
There once was a red Jack O’ Lantern Who held station outside of a tavern. _ **aside – do you realize that we are creating what is probably the largest collection of mostly-clean limericks in the world?** _ _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2023, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5043 "2023-10-31T02:18:05Z")
There once was a red Jack O’ Lantern Who held station outside of a tavern. The red light confused > [@Bicycle\_Bill](#): > > _ **aside – do you realize that we are creating what is probably the largest collection of mostly-clean limericks in the world?** _ > > _ **-“BB”-** _ And some of them are quite good. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2023, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5044 "2023-11-05T23:02:54Z")
There once was a red Jack O’ Lantern Who held station outside of a tavern. The red light confused Some who wished to get boozed ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2023, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5045 "2023-11-06T03:01:51Z")
There once was a red Jack O’ Lantern Who held station outside of a tavern. The red light confused Some who wished to get boozed I drove there last night in my Saturn The board says I’ve been here a year ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2023, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5046 "2023-11-06T03:34:46Z")
The board says I’ve been here a year A perfect excuse to drink beer ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2023, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5047 "2023-11-06T03:54:23Z")
The board says I’ve been here a year A perfect excuse to drink beer It’s not that I need one ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2023, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5048 "2023-11-06T04:37:42Z")
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