# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 253
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2023, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5049 "2023-11-06T12:20:21Z")
The board says I’ve been here a year A perfect excuse to drink beer It’s not that I need one, 'Cause drinking beer’s such fun How sad that I don’t have one near The man over there is a loner ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2023, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5050 "2023-11-06T15:14:18Z")
The man over there is a loner He’s always sporting a boner ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2023, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5051 "2023-11-06T15:36:33Z")
The man over there is a loner. He’s always sporting a boner. I’ve seen him in church ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2023, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5052 "2023-11-06T19:28:49Z")
The man over there is a loner. He’s always sporting a boner. I’ve seen him in church Sitting on his perch ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2023, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5053 "2023-11-06T21:30:45Z")
The man over there is a loner. He’s always sporting a boner. I’ve seen him in church Sitting on his perch Preaching judgement against a stoner. My cell phone began to ring ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2023, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5054 "2023-11-06T21:48:03Z")
My cell phone began to ring As I showered, but I fell on the thing… ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2023, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5055 "2023-11-06T22:31:34Z")
My cell phone began to ring As I showered, but I fell on the thing… . . . **Stemontitis splendens** ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2023, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5056 "2023-11-07T02:06:17Z")
My cell phone began to ring As I showered, but I fell on the thing… . . . **Stemontitis splendens** And one pulled tendon ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2023, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5057 "2023-11-07T06:54:36Z")
My cell phone began to ring As I showered, but I fell on the thing… . . . Stemontitis splendens And one pulled tendon And now I’m sporting a sling I’m watching old episodes of MASH ---
**Author:** ![cincinnatus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cincinnatus/32/7990_2.png) [@cincinnatus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cincinnatus)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2023, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5058 "2023-11-07T10:16:31Z")
I’m watching old episodes of MASH Until Potter’s huge mental bash ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2023, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5059 "2023-11-08T00:02:58Z")
I’m watching old episodes of MASH Until Potter’s huge mental bash And I think Hawkeye’s wit ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2023, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5060 "2023-11-08T02:51:54Z")
I’m watching old episodes of MASH Until Potter’s huge mental bash And I think Hawkeye’s wit Aimed at Loretta Swit ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2023, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5061 "2023-11-08T07:54:47Z")
I’m watching old episodes of MASH Until Potter’s huge mental bash And I think Hawkeye’s wit Aimed at Loretta Swit Gave the show almost all its panache. Pumpkin Spice season is now upon us _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2023, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5062 "2023-11-08T14:52:55Z")
Pumpkin Spice season is now upon us This fad has grown far beyond us ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2023, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5063 "2023-11-08T22:36:23Z")
Pumpkin Spice season is now upon us This fad has grown far beyond us From Oreos to dog treats ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2023, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5064 "2023-11-09T00:19:40Z")
Pumpkin Spice season is now upon us This fad has grown far beyond us From Oreos to dog treats Each one tastes like bog feet ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2023, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5065 "2023-11-09T01:10:16Z")
[quote=“Yllaria, post:5064, topic:712149, full:true”] Pumpkin Spice season is now upon us This fad has grown far beyond us From Oreos to dog treats Each one tastes like bog feet And has color that’s not unlike Jaundice. Please look for the check in the mail ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2023, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5066 "2023-11-09T01:26:47Z")
Please look for the check in the mail, For we’ll send it and never will fail ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2023, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5067 "2023-11-09T01:40:56Z")
Please look for the check in the mail, For we’ll send it and never will fail It may take awhile ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2023, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5068 "2023-11-09T02:10:29Z")
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