# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 254
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2023, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5069 "2023-11-09T03:16:55Z")
Please look for the check in the mail, For we’ll send it and never will fail It may take awhile But you’re sure to smile Unless sound common sense should prevail. A doctor examined my leg ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2023, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5070 "2023-11-09T04:16:47Z")
A doctor examined my leg For a pimple the size of an egg ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2023, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5071 "2023-11-09T08:48:29Z")
A doctor examined my leg For a pimple the size of an egg. He found it with ease, _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2023, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5072 "2023-11-09T10:38:29Z")
A doctor examined my leg For a pimple the size of an egg. He found it with ease, For it was a disease ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2023, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5073 "2023-11-21T16:04:52Z")
A doctor examined my leg For a pimple the size of an egg. He found it with ease, For it was a disease That required transplant with a peg. I’m broke and alone in Schenectady ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2023, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5074 "2023-11-21T17:29:37Z")
I’m broke and alone in Schenectady, Recovering from a mastectomy ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2023, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5075 "2023-11-21T18:41:19Z")
I’m broke and alone in Schenectady, Recovering from a mastectomy But one good thing I’ll say: ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2023, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5076 "2023-11-21T20:31:07Z")
I’m broke and alone in Schenectady, Recovering from a mastectomy But one good thing I’ll say: These pills saved the day ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2023, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5077 "2023-11-21T22:56:42Z")
I’m broke and alone in Schenectady, Recovering from a mastectomy But one good thing I’ll say: These pills saved the day So I’m living the good life, but chemically. The mice have attached our file archives ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2023, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5078 "2023-11-21T23:03:29Z")
_Can I just check that’s ‘attached’ and not ‘attacked’? It might make a small difference to the direction we take this one…_ 😁 ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5079 "2023-11-22T01:18:38Z")
Sorry - it’s supposed to be attacKed. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5080 "2023-11-22T19:48:43Z")
The mice have attacked our file archives They’ll pay for this crime with their lives ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5081 "2023-11-22T20:36:03Z")
The mice have attacked our file archives – They’ll pay for this crime with their lives! For I’ve acquired a feline _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5082 "2023-11-22T21:37:05Z")
The mice have attacked our file archives – They’ll pay for this crime with their lives! For I’ve acquired a feline Who unfortunately made a bee-line ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2023, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5083 "2023-12-10T19:06:33Z")
The mice have attacked our file archives – They’ll pay for this crime with their lives! For I’ve acquired a feline Who unfortunately made a bee-line To the pantry, but only ate my chives. Some people thought this thread game was dead ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2023, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5084 "2023-12-10T19:43:02Z")
Some people thought this thread game was dead Then **Skunkdog** came and messed with their head ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2023, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5085 "2023-12-10T22:14:54Z")
Some people thought this thread game was dead Then **Skunkdog** came and messed with their head Bringing comment herbaceous ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2023, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5086 "2023-12-11T06:27:13Z")
Some people thought this thread game was dead Then **Skunkdog** came and messed with their head Bringing comment herbaceous And verbiage loquacious ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2023, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5087 "2023-12-11T07:08:39Z")
Some people thought this thread game was dead Then **Skunkdog** came and messed with their head Bringing comment herbaceous And verbiage loquacious. It’s a sure sign the man is well-bred. Santa Claus will skip by me this year _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2023, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5088 "2023-12-11T13:46:46Z")
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