# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 255
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2023, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5089 "2023-12-12T20:59:37Z")
Santa Claus will skip by me this year A gait caused by consuming much beer Being too drunk to drive ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2023, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5090 "2023-12-13T05:50:04Z")
Santa Claus will skip by me this year A gait caused by consuming much beer Being too drunk to drive Put the sleigh in a nosedive ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2023, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5092 "2023-12-13T11:15:27Z")
Santa Claus will skip by me this year A gait caused by consuming much beer Being too drunk to drive Put the sleigh in a nosedive And all the reindeer quit out of fear. This Christmas music is driving me mad ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2023, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5093 "2023-12-13T16:13:24Z")
This Christmas music is driving me mad Makes me want to take out a want ad ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2023, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5094 "2023-12-13T19:51:56Z")
This Christmas music is driving me mad Makes me want to take out a want ad “Earplugs - and quick! ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2023, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5095 "2023-12-14T17:12:55Z")
This Christmas music is driving me mad Makes me want to take out a want ad “Earplugs - and quick! Or else I’ll be sick" ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2023, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5096 "2023-12-27T03:14:46Z")
This Christmas music is driving me mad Makes me want to take out a want ad “Earplugs - and quick! Or else I’ll be sick" Wait, it’s over! It wasn’t that bad! I got that damn hippo for Christmas. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2023, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5097 "2023-12-27T17:08:52Z")
I got that damn hippo for Christmas. It’s moist and it’s fat and it’s vicious. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2023, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5098 "2023-12-27T18:21:06Z")
I got that damn hippo for Christmas. It’s moist and it’s fat and it’s vicious. I wanted a boar ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2023, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5099 "2023-12-30T00:02:32Z")
I got that damn hippo for Christmas. It’s moist and it’s fat and it’s vicious. I wanted a boar That looked like Al Gore ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2023, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5100 "2023-12-30T00:39:03Z")
I got that damn hippo for Christmas. It’s moist and it’s fat and it’s vicious. I wanted a boar That looked like Al Gore With flatus that smells like hibiscus I have this one really bad habit ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2023, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5101 "2023-12-30T00:41:26Z")
I have this one really bad habit - I make this hand-shade of a rabbit ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2023, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5102 "2023-12-30T02:33:10Z")
I have this one really bad habit - I make this hand-shade of a rabbit Being chased by a dog _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2023, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5103 "2023-12-30T13:27:46Z")
I have this one really bad habit - I make this hand-shade of a rabbit Being chased by a dog Then jumping a log ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2024, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5104 "2024-01-02T10:32:00Z")
I have this one really bad habit - I make this hand-shade of a rabbit Being chased by a dog Then jumping a log The whole thing’s far too elaborate Is there something I can get for _Monsieur_? ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2024, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5105 "2024-01-04T01:30:28Z")
Is there something I can get for _Monsieur_? You are looking _très_ wan, _sacre bleu_! ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5106 "2024-01-05T03:09:20Z")
Is there something I can get for _Monsieur_ ? You are looking _très_ wan, _sacre bleu_ ! Is it just _déjà vu_? ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5107 "2024-01-05T04:29:13Z")
Is there something I can get for Monsieur ? You are looking très wan, sacre bleu ! Is it just déjà vu? Zut alor, mon dieu! ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5108 "2024-01-05T07:07:50Z")
Is there something I can get for _Monsieur_? You are looking _très_ wan, _sacre bleu_! Is it just _déjà vu_? _Zut alors, mon dieu_! Oh well, _chacun à son goût._ _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2024, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5109 "2024-01-07T06:14:35Z")
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