# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 258
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2024, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5150 "2024-06-13T00:47:57Z")
The Key Bridge came tumbling down, Causing all who were watching to frown As such disruption of trade And traffic slowed to a parade Caused angst and distress around town. I ordered a burger with fries ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2024, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5151 "2024-06-13T01:09:32Z")
I ordered a burger with fries. And then, to my wondering eyes, ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2024, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5152 "2024-06-13T04:03:42Z")
I ordered a burger with fries. And then, to my wondering eyes, I wound up with chicken ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2024, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5153 "2024-06-13T07:08:28Z")
I ordered a burger with fries. And then, to my wondering eyes, I wound up with chicken, Which caused me to sicken _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2024, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5154 "2024-06-13T09:00:56Z")
I ordered a burger with fries. And then, to my wondering eyes, I wound up with chicken, Which caused me to sicken Now I’m covered with vomit and flies. Hunter’s guilty of buying a gun ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2024, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5155 "2024-06-14T17:18:13Z")
Hunter’s guilty of buying a gun Though he’s not the only felon who has one ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2024, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5156 "2024-06-14T19:10:17Z")
Hunter’s guilty of buying a gun Though he’s not the only felon who has one. If we made up a list ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2024, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5157 "2024-06-14T19:36:48Z")
Hunter’s guilty of buying a gun Though he’s not the only felon who has one. If we made up a list The NRA would be pissed _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2024, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5158 "2024-06-14T20:59:26Z")
Hunter’s guilty of buying a gun Though he’s not the only felon who has one. If we made up a list The NRA would be pissed As we clean up the streets, one by one. The thing that I’ve found, about cats, ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2024, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5159 "2024-06-14T22:41:10Z")
The thing that I’ve found about cats – For the most part they will not wear hats. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2024, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5160 "2024-06-14T23:39:23Z")
The thing that I’ve found about cats – For the most part they will not wear hats. A sweater or vest ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2024, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5161 "2024-06-15T02:42:05Z")
The thing that I’ve found about cats – For the most part they will not wear hats. A sweater or vest For Oktoberfest ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2024, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5162 "2024-06-15T06:11:08Z")
The thing that I’ve found about cats – For the most part they will not wear hats. A sweater or vest For Oktoberfest they’ll wear to sneak of with some Brats. I’m just getting ready for bed. ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2024, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5163 "2024-06-15T11:13:49Z")
I’m just getting ready for bed. The sheets are a deep shade of red ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2024, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5164 "2024-06-16T02:20:54Z")
I’m just getting ready for bed. The sheets are a deep shade of red It’s not from my blood ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2024, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5165 "2024-06-16T08:07:07Z")
I’m just getting ready for bed. The sheets are a deep shade of red It’s not from my blood _Or_ from _his_, understood? ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2024, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5166 "2024-06-16T17:17:58Z")
I’m just getting ready for bed. The sheets are a deep shade of red It’s not from my blood _Or_ from _his_, understood? I just spilled my borscht, instead. I’ve made a huge change in my life – _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2024, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5167 "2024-06-16T19:30:16Z")
I’ve made a huge change in my life – I’ve decided to murder my wife ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2024, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5168 "2024-06-16T19:53:24Z")
I’ve made a huge change in my life – I’ve decided to murder my wife So I’ve loaded my gun ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2024, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5169 "2024-06-16T20:32:40Z")
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