# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 259
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2024, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5170 "2024-06-17T17:07:16Z")
I’ve made a huge change in my life – I’ve decided to murder my wife So I’ve loaded my gun Took a shot full of rum But ended up using a knife. As I sit here alone in my cell ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2024, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5171 "2024-06-17T17:32:34Z")
As I sit here alone in my cell, I think I’ll write a villanelle ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2024, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5172 "2024-06-17T17:40:15Z")
As I sit here alone in my cell, I think I’ll write a villanelle I have a good quatrain ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2024, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5173 "2024-06-18T01:13:25Z")
As I sit here alone in my cell, I think I’ll write a villanelle I have a good quatrain But the last line’s a strain ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2024, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5174 "2024-06-18T01:38:26Z")
As I sit here alone in my cell, I think I’ll write a villanelle I have a good quatrain But the last line’s a strain And my tercets are sketchy as hell. Ere long, I’ll be taking a wife _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2024, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5175 "2024-06-18T02:40:03Z")
Ere long, I’ll be taking a wife She is the love of my life ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2024, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5176 "2024-06-18T03:25:33Z")
Ere long, I’ll be taking a wife She is the love of my life She has this one kink ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2024, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5177 "2024-06-18T18:30:08Z")
Ere long, I’ll be taking a wife She is the love of my life She has this one kink where I dress like a mink ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2024, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5178 "2024-06-18T18:36:04Z")
Ere long, I’ll be taking a wife She is the love of my life She has this one kink where I dress like a mink And she chases me, waving a knife. The papers on my desk are rising ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2024, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5179 "2024-06-18T18:37:17Z")
The papers on my desk are rising But this isn’t all that surprising ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2024, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5180 "2024-06-18T22:07:10Z")
The papers on my desk are rising But this isn’t all that surprising My attention span’s too short ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2024, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5181 "2024-06-19T01:25:38Z")
The papers on my desk are rising. But this isn’t all that surprising. My attention span’s too short. There’s no admin support ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2024, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5182 "2024-06-20T01:55:02Z")
The papers on my desk are rising. But this isn’t all that surprising. My attention span’s too short. There’s no admin support And I’m not very enterprising This heat is almost unbearable ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2024, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5183 "2024-06-20T07:53:38Z")
This heat is almost unbearable And my antelope onesie’s unwearable ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2024, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5184 "2024-06-22T16:56:58Z")
This heat is almost unbearable And my antelope onesie’s unwearable I can wear the armadillo ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2024, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5185 "2024-06-22T19:08:59Z")
This heat is almost unbearable And my antelope onesie’s unwearable I can wear the armadillo While I snuggle with my pillow _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2024, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5186 "2024-06-23T00:55:47Z")
This heat is almost unbearable And my antelope onesie’s unwearable I can wear the armadillo While I snuggle with my pillow The amount that I sweat is incredible There was an old man from Nantucket ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2024, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5187 "2024-06-23T09:52:17Z")
There was an old man from Nantucket Who wrote a rude sign, and he stuck it _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2024, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5188 "2024-06-24T17:08:35Z")
There was an old man from Nantucket Who wrote a rude sign, and he stuck it Where the sun does not shine ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2024, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5189 "2024-06-24T17:23:27Z")
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