# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 26
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2015, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/502 "2015-03-07T17:15:14Z")
Abe Lincoln, the splitter of rails Won’t go into all the details ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2015, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/503 "2015-03-07T18:54:21Z")
Abe Lincoln, the splitter of rails Won’t go into all the details But once in a stupor ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2015, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/504 "2015-03-07T19:15:21Z")
Abe Lincoln, the splitter of rails Won’t go into all the details. But once in a stupor Proposed to a goober ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2015, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/505 "2015-03-07T20:11:19Z")
Abe Lincoln, the splitter of rails Won’t go into all the details. But once in a stupor Proposed to a goober He’d trade Mary for a handful of nails. An air-headed follower of fashion ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2015, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/506 "2015-03-07T21:17:12Z")
An air-headed follower of fashion One day succombed to her passion ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2015, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/507 "2015-03-07T22:26:41Z")
An air-headed follower of fashion One day succumbed to her passion For wearing red socks ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2015, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/508 "2015-03-07T23:25:11Z")
An air-headed follower of fashion One day succumbed to her passion For wearing red socks On her curly red locks ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2015, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/509 "2015-03-07T23:44:17Z")
An air-headed follower of fashion One day succumbed to her passion For wearing red socks On her curly red locks While a dominatrix gave her a thrashin’. I once played a girl with a racquet ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2015, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/510 "2015-03-08T00:17:43Z")
I once played a girl with a racquet She’d serve me an egg and I’d crack it. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2015, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/511 "2015-03-08T03:48:22Z")
I once played a girl with a racquet She’d serve me an egg and I’d crack it The yolk I would throw ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2015, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/512 "2015-03-08T09:19:47Z")
I once played a girl with a racquet She’d serve me an egg and I’d crack it. The yolk I would throw And hope that she’d know ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2015, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/513 "2015-03-08T11:22:47Z")
I once played a girl with a racquet She’d serve me an egg and I’d crack it. The yolk I would throw And hope that she’d know I like my spuds served in their jacket. A stripper was climbing her pole, ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2015, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/514 "2015-03-08T11:48:19Z")
A stripper was climbing her pole At an angle that showed off her mole ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2015, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/515 "2015-03-08T15:15:43Z")
A stripper was climbing her pole At an angle that showed off her mole The patrons all swooned ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2015, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/516 "2015-03-08T19:31:09Z")
A stripper was climbing her pole At an angle that showed off her mole. The patrons all swooned But the stunt was just ruined ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2015, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/517 "2015-03-08T20:24:21Z")
A stripper was climbing her pole At an angle that showed off her mole. The patrons all swooned But the stunt was just ruined When a fireman slid down through the hole. A gorilla walked into a diner ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2015, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/518 "2015-03-08T21:18:26Z")
A gorilla walked into a diner Said the waitress, "Who gave you the shiner? " ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2015, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/519 "2015-03-08T21:28:35Z")
A gorilla walked into a diner Said the waitress, "Who gave you the shiner? " "I know I look bad ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2015, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/520 "2015-03-08T22:17:41Z")
A gorilla walked into a diner Said the waitress, "Who gave you the shiner? " "I know I look bad But who really looks sad ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2015, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/521 "2015-03-08T22:32:14Z")
A gorilla walked into a diner Said the waitress, "Who gave you the shiner? " “I know I look bad But who really looks sad Is the monkey with too much eyeliner” A woman I know was arrested [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=25) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=27)