# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 260
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2024, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5190 "2024-06-25T03:14:32Z")
There was an old man from Nantucket Who wrote a rude sign, and he stuck it Where the sun does not shine Though his children did whine As he farted when they tried to pluck it. A bartender who went by O’Doole ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2024, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5191 "2024-06-25T07:27:37Z")
A bartender who went by O’Doole Mixed drinks with the tip of his tool ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2024, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5192 "2024-06-25T11:09:28Z")
A bartender who went by O’ Doole Mixed drinks with the tip of his tool Margaritas were easy ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2024, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5193 "2024-06-25T18:03:12Z")
A bartender who went by O’ Doole Mixed drinks with the tip of his tool Margaritas were easy As were dirty martinis _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2024, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5194 "2024-06-25T20:31:39Z")
A bartender who went by O’ Doole Mixed drinks with the tip of his tool Margaritas were easy As were dirty martinis But his other cocktails were cruel The young man boasted to the young lass ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2024, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5195 "2024-06-26T00:23:59Z")
The young man boasted to the young lass “I can fit sixteen grapes in my ass!” ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2024, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5196 "2024-06-26T00:51:08Z")
The young man boasted to the young lass “I can fit sixteen grapes in my ass!” She listened in awe ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2024, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5197 "2024-06-26T01:00:56Z")
The young man boasted to the young lass, “I can fit sixteen grapes in my ass!” She listened in awe Then unhinged her jaw ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2024, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5198 "2024-07-15T03:15:44Z")
The young man boasted to the young lass, “I can fit sixteen grapes in my ass!” She listened in awe Then unhinged her jaw, And disgorged a trout and three bass. Whenever I drink pints of stout, ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2024, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5199 "2024-07-15T06:49:32Z")
Whenever I drink pints of stout, I start to crave good sauerkraut. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2024, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5200 "2024-07-16T00:59:30Z")
Whenever I drink pints of stout, I start to crave good sauerkraut. This reminds me of home ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2024, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5201 "2024-07-16T01:15:37Z")
Whenever I drink pints of stout, I start to crave good sauerkraut. This reminds me of home And my brother Jerome ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2024, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5202 "2024-07-28T00:07:11Z")
Whenever I drink pints of stout, I start to crave good sauerkraut. This reminds me of home And my brother Jerome who died from a bad case of gout. I said I would never again ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2024, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5203 "2024-07-28T05:46:24Z")
I said I would never again Attempt oral sex on a plane ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2024, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5204 "2024-07-28T15:33:39Z")
I said I would never again Attempt oral sex on a plane The mechanics are tricky ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2024, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5205 "2024-07-28T18:00:37Z")
I said I would never again Attempt oral sex on a plane The mechanics are tricky It’s never a quickie ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2024, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5206 "2024-07-29T01:43:30Z")
I said I would never again Attempt oral sex on a plane The mechanics are tricky It’s never a quickie And the yaw is hard to maintain. Joe handed the torch to Kamala ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2024, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5207 "2024-07-29T01:55:56Z")
Joe handed the torch to Kamala Thank you, Jesus and Allah! ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2024, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5208 "2024-07-29T05:48:12Z")
Joe handed the torch to Kamala Thank you, Jesus and Allah! The Drumpfmeister is worried _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2024, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5209 "2024-07-29T11:26:48Z")
Joe handed the torch to Kamala Thank you, Jesus and Allah! The Drumpfmeister is worried So Don Junior he queried [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=259) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=261)