# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 261
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2024, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5210 "2024-07-30T00:51:15Z")
Joe handed the torch to Kamala Thank you, Jesus and Allah! The Drumpfmeister is worried So Don Junior he queried But he might as well ask a koala A dainty young dancer named Sue ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2024, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5211 "2024-07-30T01:30:24Z")
A dainty young dancer named Sue Shocked the judges with her pas de deux ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2024, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5212 "2024-07-30T01:42:17Z")
A dainty young dancer named Sue, Shocked the judges with her pas de deux. But her jeté was très bon, _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2024, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5213 "2024-07-30T11:00:28Z")
A dainty young dancer named Sue, Shocked the judges with her pas de deux. But her jeté was très bon, And her Arabesque was spot on ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2024, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5214 "2024-07-30T13:54:59Z")
A dainty young dancer named Sue, Shocked the judges with her pas de deux. But her jeté was très bon, And her Arabesque was spot on Swaying judges that she didn’t screw Alas, my poor mother’s a wreck ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2024, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5215 "2024-07-30T17:05:00Z")
Alas, my poor mother’s a wreck. She is missing a traveler’s check ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2024, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5216 "2024-07-30T20:24:57Z")
Alas, my poor mother’s a wreck. She is missing a traveler’s check She was hoping to use ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2024, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5217 "2024-07-30T20:47:08Z")
Alas, my poor mother’s a wreck. She is missing a traveler’s check She was hoping to use The cash in her shoes ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2024, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5218 "2024-08-09T00:54:01Z")
Alas, my poor mother’s a wreck. She is missing a traveler’s check She was hoping to use The cash in her shoes But I’d stolen it, 'cause what the heck! My girlfriend hates me because ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2024, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5219 "2024-08-09T01:09:25Z")
My girlfriend hates me because I won’t share my patented buzz ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2024, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5220 "2024-08-09T08:53:11Z")
My girlfriend hates me because I won’t share my patented buzz I get cheese, ale, and rum ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2024, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5221 "2024-08-09T23:25:33Z")
My girlfriend hates me because I won’t share my patented buzz I get cheese, ale, and rum; Mix that with laudanum; _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2024, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5222 "2024-08-09T23:45:33Z")
My girlfriend hates me because I won’t share my patented buzz I get cheese, ale, and rum; Mix that with laudanum; Then party like Charlie Sheen does. A gorilla escaped from the zoo ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2024, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5223 "2024-08-09T23:46:31Z")
My girlfriend hates me because I won’t share my patented buzz I get cheese, ale, and rum; Mix that with laudanum. She claims that I just overdoes. I say that it’s too hot to hoe ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2024, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5224 "2024-08-10T11:36:31Z")
I say that it’s too hot to hoe My friends say just go with the flow ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2024, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5225 "2024-08-11T00:12:49Z")
I say that it’s too hot to hoe My friends say just go with the flow. I thought, "Well, that’s a good plan… " _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2024, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5226 "2024-08-12T17:12:16Z")
Pardon the interruption, but I found this earlier today and realized this crowd needed to see it… [![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhttJR3h8QXWBvP4odyEKD-saCC9M4jc3yNaEwM5BPRJUkYCg3xz4vbjTEOv_17y77L2pHdOPsp0E73mtBy-W1FTdMrVyE0V4fFZcCdAhSPGVbXSwoPyGzlbpYhQ1x85YD9hLVbAvDZxRQD50j37pdJJ2duVPa_z-bZkui7YtWnv_xZTWFKr-rIyw/s1458/limericks-geeksaresexy.jpg) ](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhttJR3h8QXWBvP4odyEKD-saCC9M4jc3yNaEwM5BPRJUkYCg3xz4vbjTEOv_17y77L2pHdOPsp0E73mtBy-W1FTdMrVyE0V4fFZcCdAhSPGVbXSwoPyGzlbpYhQ1x85YD9hLVbAvDZxRQD50j37pdJJ2duVPa_z-bZkui7YtWnv_xZTWFKr-rIyw/s1458/limericks-geeksaresexy.jpg) We now return you to your regularly-scheduled limerick. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2024, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5227 "2024-08-12T23:22:34Z")
I say that it’s too hot to hoe My friends say just go with the flow. I thought, "Well, that’s a good plan… " Add cool beers and a fan ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2024, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5228 "2024-08-13T11:15:05Z")
I say that it’s too hot to hoe My friends say just go with the flow. I thought, "Well, that’s a good plan… " Add cool beers and a fan And sunglasses just for show The Olympics are finished in France ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2024, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5229 "2024-08-13T12:13:30Z")
The Olympics are finished in France Must be time to put on some pants [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=260) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=262)