# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 262
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2024, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5230 "2024-08-13T14:44:40Z")
The Olympics are finished in France Must be time to put on some pants We’ve seen plenty of gold ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2024, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5231 "2024-08-13T22:46:11Z")
The Olympics are finished in France Must be time to put on some pants We’ve seen plenty of gold That never gets old ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2024, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5232 "2024-08-13T22:54:01Z")
The Olympics are finished in France Must be time to put on some pants We’ve seen plenty of gold That never gets old ([Here’s](https://olympics.com/en/paris-2024/medals?utm_campaign=dp_google) all the results at a glance). A _gorilla_ escaped from the _zoo_… ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2024, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5233 "2024-08-14T00:02:49Z")
A _gorilla_ escaped from the _zoo_ Back in two thousand and twenty-two. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2024, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5234 "2024-08-14T11:52:05Z")
A _gorilla_ escaped from the _zoo_ Back in two thousand and twenty-two. A silverback he was ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5235 "2024-08-24T01:25:14Z")
A _gorilla_ escaped from the _zoo_ Back in two thousand and twenty-two. A silverback he was He created a buzz ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5236 "2024-08-24T03:27:08Z")
A _gorilla_ escaped from the _zoo_ Back in two thousand and twenty-two. A silverback he was He created a buzz When he played Purple Haze on kazoo I created a smashing new drink ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5237 "2024-08-24T05:13:15Z")
I created a smashing new drink It contains much more gin than you’d think ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2024, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5238 "2024-08-25T20:07:08Z")
I created a smashing new drink. It contains much more gin than you’d think. Plus a splash of peach schnapps ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2024, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5239 "2024-08-26T00:16:52Z")
I created a smashing new drink. It contains much more gin than you’d think. Plus a splash of peach schnapps A taste that never stops ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2024, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5240 "2024-08-26T00:31:00Z")
I created a smashing new drink. It contains much more gin than you’d think. Plus a splash of peach schnapps – A taste that never stops – And Pepto to make it all pink. There are songs sung of the farmer’s daughter _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2024, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5241 "2024-08-26T00:58:06Z")
There are songs sung of the farmer’s daughter And the traveling salesmen that sought her ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2024, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5242 "2024-08-26T01:38:36Z")
There are songs sung of the farmer’s daughter And the traveling salesmen that sought her For a roll in the hay ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2024, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5243 "2024-08-26T11:23:54Z")
There are songs sung of the farmer’s daughter And the traveling salesmen that sought her For a roll in the hay They would beaver away ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2024, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5244 "2024-08-26T20:14:09Z")
There are songs sung of the farmer’s daughter And the traveling salesmen that sought her For a roll in the hay They would beaver away til found by the femilia’s pater My morality’s nothing but pure ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2024, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5245 "2024-08-26T21:01:17Z")
My morality’s nothing but pure, Though my intellect’s somewhat obscure ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2024, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5246 "2024-08-26T22:16:04Z")
My morality’s nothing but pure, Though my intellect’s somewhat obscure And this causes me strife ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2024, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5247 "2024-09-20T14:26:24Z")
My morality’s nothing but pure, Though my intellect’s somewhat obscure And this causes me strife When it comes to my wife ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2024, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5248 "2024-09-21T13:02:22Z")
My morality’s nothing but pure, Though my intellect’s somewhat obscure And this causes me strife When it comes to my wife When she’s dressed in flowing velour. Haitians ate Springfield’s pets ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2024, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5249 "2024-09-22T00:06:41Z")
Haitians ate Springfield’s pets Said the guy with bullshit Tourette’s [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=261) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=263)