# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 263
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2024, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5250 "2024-09-22T01:46:21Z")
Haitians ate Springfield’s pets Said the guy with bullshit Tourette’s We _know_ it’s not true ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2024, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5251 "2024-09-22T04:25:40Z")
Haitians ate Springfield’s pets Said the guy with bullshit Tourette’s We _know_ it’s not true but that matters not to ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2024, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5252 "2024-09-22T17:35:49Z")
Haitians ate Springfield’s pets Said the guy with bullshit Tourette’s We _know_ it’s not true but that matters not to The orange man who won’t pay his debts Would you like coffee or tea? ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2024, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5253 "2024-09-24T12:53:21Z")
Would you like coffee or tea? (I’m hoping that you will pick me!) ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2024, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5254 "2024-09-25T04:34:40Z")
Would you like coffee or tea? (I’m hoping that you will pick me!) ‘Cos I’m strong and sweet ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2024, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5255 "2024-09-26T04:23:26Z")
Would you like coffee or tea? (I’m hoping that you will pick me!) ‘Cos I’m strong and sweet And you can feel my heat ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2024, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5256 "2024-10-16T01:54:21Z")
Would you like coffee or tea? (I’m hoping that you will pick me!) ‘Cos I’m strong and sweet And you can feel my heat Whether dark roast or caffeine free Will you get my Trick, or my Treat? ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2024, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5257 "2024-10-16T09:08:58Z")
Will you get my Trick, or my Treat? An irritation, or something to eat? ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2024, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5258 "2024-10-16T23:47:22Z")
Will you get my Trick, or my Treat? An irritation, or something to eat? if you don’t get me candy ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2024, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5259 "2024-10-17T11:40:52Z")
Will you get my Trick, or my Treat? An irritation, or something to eat? if you don’t get me candy It will make me quite randy ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2024, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5260 "2024-10-17T12:21:52Z")
Will you get my Trick, or my Treat? An irritation, or something to eat? if you don’t get me candy It will make me quite randy As you quickly beat feet in retreat Who’s tired of political ads? ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2024, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5261 "2024-10-17T17:38:44Z")
Who’s tired of political ads? The bleatings of liars and cads? _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2024, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5262 "2024-10-17T19:40:04Z")
Who’s tired of political ads? The bleatings of liars and cads? My ears start to bleed ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2024, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5263 "2024-10-17T20:44:57Z")
Who’s tired of political ads? The bleatings of liars and cads? My ears start to bleed With each negative screed ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2024, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5264 "2024-10-17T20:50:51Z")
Who’s tired of political ads? The bleatings of liars and cads? My ears start to bleed With each negative screed. Are we crying into our keypads? Our department is scheduled to move ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2024, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5265 "2024-10-17T20:51:52Z")
Our department is scheduled to move We all knew you wouldn’t approve ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2024, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5266 "2024-10-17T20:53:45Z")
Our department is scheduled to move We all knew you wouldn’t approve We’re going to Sweden ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2024, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5267 "2024-10-17T21:17:15Z")
Our department is scheduled to move We all knew you wouldn’t approve We’re going to Sweden It may not be Eden ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2024, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5268 "2024-10-17T22:15:26Z")
Our department is scheduled to move We all knew you wouldn’t approve We’re going to Sweden It may not be Eden But their liquor will sozzle your groove When I wake up and my head is aching, ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2024, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5269 "2024-10-17T23:08:51Z")
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