# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 264
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2024, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5270 "2024-10-18T01:26:09Z")
When I wake up and my head is aching, But I smell breakfast muffins a-baking It cheers me right up ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2024, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5271 "2024-10-18T01:28:38Z")
When I wake up and my head is aching, But I smell breakfast muffins a-baking It cheers me right up As I sip from my cup ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2024, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5272 "2024-10-18T14:37:27Z")
When I wake up and my head is aching, But I smell breakfast muffins a-baking It cheers me right up As I sip from my cup of the hair of the dog I’ve been taking. I finally think it’s the end ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2024, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5273 "2024-10-18T15:11:25Z")
I finally think it’s the end Yes, I’ve gone around the bend ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2024, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5274 "2024-10-18T21:32:26Z")
I finally think it’s the end Yes, I’ve gone around the bend My days are numbered ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2024, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5275 "2024-10-19T01:36:02Z")
I finally think it’s the end Yes, I’ve gone around the bend My days are numbered And my brain is encumbered ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2024, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5276 "2024-10-19T02:23:28Z")
I finally think it’s the end Yes, I’ve gone around the bend My days are numbered And my brain is encumbered Through the ceiling my soul did transcend When I noticed there was no TP ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2024, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5277 "2024-10-19T02:36:14Z")
When I noticed there was no TP When I had to go Pee Pee ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2024, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5278 "2024-10-21T20:06:48Z")
When I noticed there was no TP When I had to go Pee Pee I shouted with rage ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2024, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5279 "2024-10-21T20:17:20Z")
When I noticed there was no TP When I had to go Pee Pee I shouted with rage As I tore out a page ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2024, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5280 "2024-10-21T22:28:21Z")
When I noticed there was no TP, When I had to go Pee Pee, I shouted with rage As I tore out a page Of the catalog from Burpee. My back yard is covered with thistles ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2024, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5281 "2024-10-22T20:47:59Z")
My back yard is covered with thistles Like those mentioned in various epistles ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2024, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5282 "2024-10-23T16:34:44Z")
My back yard is covered with thistles Like those mentioned in various epistles So my dog yelps in pain ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2024, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5283 "2024-10-23T17:36:26Z")
My back yard is covered with thistles Like those mentioned in various epistles So my dog yelps in pain When he drains the main vein ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2024, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5284 "2024-10-23T18:31:54Z")
My back yard is covered with thistles Like those mentioned in various epistles So my dog yelps in pain When he drains the main vein But at least he still comes when I whistles. Now I’m craving a big root beer float ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2024, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5285 "2024-10-23T20:48:17Z")
Now I’m craving a big root beer float And the way bubbles tickle my throat ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2024, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5286 "2024-10-23T21:36:04Z")
Now I’m craving a big root beer float And the way bubbles tickle my throat The taste of vanilla ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2024, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5287 "2024-10-23T23:09:35Z")
Now I’m craving a big root beer float And the way bubbles tickle my throat The taste of vanilla And sweet sarsaparilla ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2024, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5288 "2024-10-24T01:09:57Z")
Now I’m craving a big root beer float And the way bubbles tickle my throat The taste of vanilla And sweet sarsaparilla With a spicier cinnamon note. My doctor exclaimed with a grin ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2024, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5289 "2024-10-24T03:16:22Z")
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