# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 265
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2024, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5290 "2024-10-24T19:31:35Z")
My doctor exclaimed with a grin “I bet that thing can touch your chin!” Now, I’m not one to brag ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2024, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5291 "2024-10-24T21:44:49Z")
My doctor exclaimed with a grin “I bet that thing can touch your chin!” Now, I’m not one to brag Tho I do like to shag ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2024, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5292 "2024-10-28T15:39:07Z")
My doctor exclaimed with a grin “I bet that thing can touch your chin!” Now, I’m not one to brag Tho I do like to shag Is there nowhere to stick this thing in? A friend (who is crazy, I know) ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2024, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5293 "2024-10-28T16:06:04Z")
A friend (who is crazy, I know) Has decided to put on a show. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2024, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5294 "2024-10-28T17:30:03Z")
A friend (who is crazy, I know) Has decided to put on a show. It involves throwing knives ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2024, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5295 "2024-10-28T20:03:43Z")
A friend (who is crazy, I know) Has decided to put on a show. It involves throwing knives And sour cream and chives ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2024, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5296 "2024-10-28T20:12:45Z")
A friend (who is crazy, I know) Has decided to put on a show. It involves throwing knives And sour cream and chives It’s just twenty bucks - we should go! My choice of investment was bold ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2024, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5297 "2024-10-28T22:41:38Z")
My choice of investment was bold I gilded my pecker with gold ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2024, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5298 "2024-10-28T22:43:34Z")
My choice of investment was bold I gilded my pecker with gold. Now I sell NFTs ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2024, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5299 "2024-10-28T23:15:40Z")
My choice of investment was bold I gilded my pecker with gold. Now I sell NFTs Of my cock when it pees ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2024, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5300 "2024-10-28T23:47:13Z")
My choice of investment was bold I gilded my pecker with gold. Now I sell NFTs Of my cock when it pees I giggled with glee when it sold She walked up and said, “Trick or treat!” ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2024, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5301 "2024-10-29T12:13:28Z")
She walked up and said, “Trick or treat!” You look like a virile piece of meat. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2024, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5302 "2024-10-29T12:25:56Z")
She walked up and said, “Trick or treat!” You look like a virile piece of meat. But she did a double take ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2024, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5303 "2024-10-29T22:55:46Z")
She walked up and said, “Trick or treat!” You look like a virile piece of meat. But she did a double take When I showed her my snake ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2024, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5304 "2024-10-30T13:18:34Z")
She walked up and said, “Trick or treat!” You look like a virile piece of meat. But she did a double take When I showed her my snake Which caused her to turn down the heat My puppy is such a fine hound ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2024, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5305 "2024-10-30T13:46:50Z")
My puppy is such a fine hound He always has his nose to the ground ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2024, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5306 "2024-10-30T19:51:00Z")
My puppy is such a fine hound He always has his nose to the ground And when he picks up the scent ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2024, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5307 "2024-10-30T19:59:23Z")
My puppy is such a fine hound He always has his nose to the ground And when he picks up the scent Of an eligible young gent ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2024, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5308 "2024-10-30T22:39:29Z")
My puppy is such a fine hound He always has his nose to the ground And when he picks up the scent Of an eligible young gent Alas! I’m nowhere to be found. Tomorrow is All Hallow’s Eve _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2024, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5309 "2024-10-30T23:33:02Z")
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