# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 266
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2024, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5310 "2024-10-31T00:09:15Z")
Tomorrow is All Hallow’s Eve. I’m dressing as Minecraft Steve. I’ll carry a cube ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2024, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5311 "2024-10-31T05:58:01Z")
Tomorrow is All Hallow’s Eve. I’m dressing as Minecraft Steve. I’ll carry a cube Filled with green witch’s lube ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2024, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5312 "2024-11-01T00:20:54Z")
Tomorrow is All Hallow’s Eve. I’m dressing as Minecraft Steve. I’ll carry a cube Filled with green witch’s lube And on the neighbors’ cars I shall leave T’was once a boy in a pumpkin patch ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2024, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5313 "2024-11-01T02:10:00Z")
T’was once a boy in a pumpkin patch Who accidentally dropped a lit match ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2024, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5314 "2024-11-06T19:20:56Z")
T’was once a boy in a pumpkin patch Who accidentally dropped a lit match With pumpkins alight ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2024, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5315 "2024-11-06T19:33:50Z")
T’was once a boy in a pumpkin patch Who accidentally dropped a lit match With pumpkins alight It lit up the night ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2024, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5316 "2024-11-10T11:40:46Z")
T’was once a boy in a pumpkin patch Who accidentally dropped a lit match With pumpkins alight It lit up the night And smelled like an old witch’s snatch The line for the bathroom was long ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2024, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5317 "2024-11-10T17:33:07Z")
The line for the bathroom was long So I tied a knot in my schlong ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2024, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5318 "2024-11-10T17:51:30Z")
The line for the bathroom was long So I tied a knot in my schlong. The pressure kept rising ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2024, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5319 "2024-11-10T20:02:09Z")
The line for the bathroom was long So I tied a knot in my schlong. The pressure kept rising I was soon apologizing ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2024, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5320 "2024-11-13T13:33:48Z")
The line for the bathroom was long So I tied a knot in my schlong. The pressure kept rising I was soon apologizing And singing the ‘[I Have to Pee](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBYThmUmyzU)’ song Whenever I go to the store ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2024, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5321 "2024-11-13T15:22:42Z")
Whenever I go to the store I’m there when they open the door ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2024, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5322 "2024-11-13T21:17:49Z")
Whenever I go to the store, I’m there when they open the door. I dash down the aisle ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2024, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5323 "2024-11-14T04:27:49Z")
Whenever I go to the store, I’m there when they open the door. I dash down the aisle And purchase a pile ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2024, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5324 "2024-12-10T00:06:15Z")
Whenever I go to the store, I’m there when they open the door. I dash down the aisle And purchase a pile Of toys for my pet dinosaur There’s a reason my hands are all sticky ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2024, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5325 "2024-12-10T14:36:12Z")
There’s a reason my hands are all sticky – A reason that’s really quite icky. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2024, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5326 "2024-12-10T16:14:43Z")
There’s a reason my hands are all sticky – A reason that’s really quite icky. I was cleaning my van ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2024, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5327 "2024-12-10T21:32:33Z")
There’s a reason my hands are all sticky – A reason that’s really quite icky. I was cleaning my van when approached by a man ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2024, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5328 "2024-12-14T03:10:59Z")
There’s a reason my hands are all sticky – A reason that’s really quite icky. I was cleaning my van when approached by a man For the rest you must read my wiki. Its as cold as a witch’s left teat. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2024, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5329 "2024-12-14T05:50:17Z")
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