# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 267
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2024, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5330 "2024-12-15T02:26:17Z")
Its as cold as a witch’s left teat That’s been left hanging outside the sheet It was even so nippy ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2024, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5331 "2024-12-15T11:56:19Z")
Its as cold as a witch’s left teat That’s been left hanging outside the sheet It was even so nippy, I froze off my sweet bippy, _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2024, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5332 "2024-12-15T22:47:02Z")
Its as cold as a witch’s left teat That’s been left hanging outside the sheet It was even so nippy, I froze off my sweet bippy, And my balls are now in full retreat. Santa’s elves were by now all quite stressed ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2024, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5333 "2024-12-15T23:13:36Z")
Santa’s elves were by now all quite stressed They’re preparing to face a tough test ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2024, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5334 "2024-12-16T02:30:15Z")
Santa’s elves were by now all quite stressed They’re preparing to face a tough test The Grinch stole the sled ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2024, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5335 "2024-12-16T05:01:55Z")
Santa’s elves were by now all quite stressed They’re preparing to face a tough test. The Grinch stole the sled, A hunter shot Dancer dead. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2024, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5336 "2024-12-21T04:49:38Z")
Santa’s elves were by now all quite stressed They’re preparing to face a tough test. The Grinch stole the sled, A hunter shot Dancer dead. As for the Naughty List, they just guessed. Oh, why did I drink that eggnog? ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2024, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5337 "2024-12-27T20:41:42Z")
_I hope moving the question mark is allowed:_ Oh, why did I drink that eggnog Prior to updating my blog? ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2024, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5338 "2024-12-28T05:51:21Z")
Oh, why did I drink that eggnog Prior to updating my blog? I used the wrong **there** ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2024, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5339 "2024-12-31T14:10:55Z")
Oh, why did I drink that eggnog Prior to updating my blog? I used the wrong **there** And the wrong **where** ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2024, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5340 "2024-12-31T15:41:25Z")
Oh, why did I drink that eggnog Prior to updating my blog? I used the wrong **there** And the wrong **where** And worst is that I misspelled forg. Do not go out driving tonight ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2025, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5341 "2025-01-01T00:51:11Z")
Do not go out driving tonight A maniac ran a red light ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2025, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5342 "2025-01-01T18:55:10Z")
Do not go out driving tonight A maniac ran a red light On the median he’s perched ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2025, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5343 "2025-01-02T04:47:09Z")
Do not go out driving tonight. A maniac ran a red light. On the median he’s perched. His rep is besmirched ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2025, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5344 "2025-01-02T17:21:31Z")
Do not go out driving tonight. A maniac ran a red light. On the median he’s perched. His rep is besmirched And his face is a total fright * * * I merrily rang in the New Year ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2025, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5345 "2025-01-02T22:08:12Z")
I merrily rang in the New Year By attacking a lion with a spear ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2025, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5346 "2025-01-02T23:44:16Z")
I merrily rang in the New Year By attacking a lion with a spear But he had the last laugh ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2025, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5347 "2025-01-02T23:48:41Z")
I merrily rang in the New Year By attacking a lion with a spear But he had the last laugh When a passing giraffe ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2025, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5348 "2025-01-03T03:38:02Z")
I merrily rang in the New Year By attacking a lion with a spear But he had the last laugh When a passing giraffe Gave me a swift kick in the rear Once upon a cold winter dreary ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2025, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5349 "2025-01-03T16:17:14Z")
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