# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 268
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2025, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5350 "2025-01-04T01:56:13Z")
Once upon a cold winter dreary I sat drinking coffee, eyes bleary Then moved on to gin ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2025, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5351 "2025-01-06T00:48:16Z")
Once upon a cold winter dreary I sat drinking coffee, eyes bleary Then moved on to gin Which made my head spin ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2025, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5352 "2025-01-06T01:50:56Z")
Once upon a cold winter dreary I sat drinking coffee, eyes bleary Then moved on to gin Which made my head spin With my bladder as full as Lake Erie My secret for scoring with chicks ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2025, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5353 "2025-01-06T01:58:55Z")
My secret for scoring with chicks Is that I have more than two dicks ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2025, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5354 "2025-01-06T13:06:13Z")
My secret for scoring with chicks Is that I have more than two dicks The problem, you see, ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2025, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5355 "2025-01-06T15:00:17Z")
My secret for scoring with chicks Is that I have more than two dicks The problem, you see, Is they are really wee-wee ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2025, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5356 "2025-01-07T16:02:15Z")
My secret for scoring with chicks Is that I have more than two dicks The problem, you see, Is they are really wee-wee And they come after only two licks While on a road to the city ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2025, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5357 "2025-01-07T16:54:32Z")
While on a road to the city I saw a sunrise so pretty ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2025, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5358 "2025-01-07T17:46:17Z")
> [@Folacin](#): > > My secret for scoring with chicks > Is that I have more than two dicks > The problem, you see, > Is they are really wee-wee > And they come after only two licks _snap snap snap_ While on a road to the city I saw a sunrise so pretty I couldn’t help but stare ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2025, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5359 "2025-01-07T18:36:03Z")
While on a road to the city I saw a sunrise so pretty I couldn’t help but stare At the orb in the glare ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2025, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5360 "2025-01-07T20:42:58Z")
While on a road to the city I saw a sunrise so pretty I couldn’t help but stare At the orb in the glare Then my vision, it turned, oh, so shitty. The thing that I’ve found about demons ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2025, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5361 "2025-01-07T21:17:21Z")
The thing that I’ve found about demons Is they swear just like elderly seamens ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2025, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5362 "2025-01-07T21:39:11Z")
The thing that I’ve found about demons Is they swear just like elderly seamens They say gosh, darn and heck ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2025, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5363 "2025-01-07T22:54:00Z")
The thing that I’ve found about demons Is they swear just like elderly seamens They say gosh, darn and heck While forced to swab the deck ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2025, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5364 "2025-01-08T00:46:06Z")
The thing that I’ve found about demons Is they swear just like elderly seamens They say gosh, darn and heck While forced to swab the deck When chewing an old stick of Beemans I’ve found out that when I eat dairy ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2025, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5365 "2025-01-08T01:13:59Z")
I’ve found out that when I eat dairy My balls get a little more hairy ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2025, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5366 "2025-01-08T02:45:44Z")
I’ve found out that when I eat dairy My balls get a little more hairy So a can of Cheese Whiz ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2025, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5367 "2025-01-08T02:52:26Z")
I’ve found out that when I eat dairy My balls get a little more hairy So a can of Cheese Whiz Will remove all that fizz ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2025, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5368 "2025-01-08T03:14:30Z")
I’ve found out that when I eat dairy My balls get a little more hairy So a can of Cheese Whiz Will remove all that fizz from them down to my bald dairy airy. I just ate too much Taco Bell ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2025, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5369 "2025-01-08T03:20:34Z")
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