# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 269
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2025, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5370 "2025-01-08T05:51:40Z")
> [@Buck\_Godot](#): > > from them down to my bald dairy airy. I have to applaud that last line. I just ate too much Taco Bell. And soon my bowels started to swell. I assume late tonight ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2025, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5371 "2025-01-08T14:10:37Z")
I just ate too much Taco Bell. And soon my bowels started to swell. I assume late tonight That I’ll have quite a fright ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2025, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5372 "2025-01-08T14:11:39Z")
I just ate too much Taco Bell. And soon my bowels started to swell. I assume late tonight That I’ll have quite a fright As I blow the toilet bowl all to hell There once was a man from Key Largo ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2025, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5373 "2025-01-08T14:30:42Z")
There once was a man from Key Largo Who met a swell lady from Fargo ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2025, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5374 "2025-01-08T15:11:08Z")
There once was a man from Key Largo Who met a swell lady from Fargo He said with a wink ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2025, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5375 "2025-01-08T17:02:49Z")
There once was a man from Key Largo Who met a swell lady from Fargo He said with a wink I’ll fix you a drink ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2025, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5376 "2025-01-08T18:22:44Z")
There once was a man from Key Largo Who met a swell lady from Fargo He said with a wink I’ll fix you a drink But surreptitiously laced it with Draino * * * My poor cat Spot seems to be broken ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2025, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5377 "2025-01-08T21:36:58Z")
My poor cat Spot seems to be broken After swallowing a car wash token ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2025, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5378 "2025-01-08T21:42:04Z")
My poor cat Spot seems to be broken After swallowing a car wash token Now she’ll chamois your trunk ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2025, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5379 "2025-01-08T23:06:28Z")
My poor cat Spot seems to be broken After swallowing a car wash token Now she’ll chamois your trunk And remove all the crunk ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2025, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5380 "2025-01-09T07:18:04Z")
[quote=“John\_DiFool, post:5379, topic:712149, full:true”] My poor cat Spot seems to be broken After swallowing a car wash token Now she’ll chamois your trunk And remove all the crunk then lies down and will not be woken My doctor gave me bad news ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2025, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5381 "2025-01-09T11:44:14Z")
My doctor gave me bad news There’s now a new strain of flus ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2025, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5382 "2025-01-09T14:22:08Z")
My doctor gave me bad news There’s now a new strain of flus “You’ll turn into a chicken” ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2025, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5383 "2025-01-09T14:26:35Z")
My doctor gave me bad news There’s now a new strain of flus “You’ll turn into a chicken” And get boils on your dicken ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2025, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5384 "2025-01-09T20:22:51Z")
My doctor gave me bad news There’s now a new strain of flus “You’ll turn into a chicken” And get boils on your dicken Thank God there’s a cure - and it’s booze! A sex toy sales rep from L.A ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2025, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5385 "2025-01-10T00:35:28Z")
A sex toy sales rep from L.A. Said, “I’ve got a new gadget today!” ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2025, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5386 "2025-01-10T00:46:29Z")
A sex toy sales rep from L.A. Said, “I’ve got a new gadget today!” It has screws, bells, and wire ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2025, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5387 "2025-01-10T01:02:51Z")
A sex toy sales rep from L.A. Said, “I’ve got a new gadget today!” It has screws, bells, and wire But beware the hot backfire ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2025, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5388 "2025-01-11T19:22:52Z")
A sex toy sales rep from L.A. Said, “I’ve got a new gadget today!” It has screws, bells, and wire But beware the hot backfire and if it beeps get out of the way I want my pecker extended ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2025, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5389 "2025-01-11T19:46:50Z")
I want my pecker extended Ten inches, I think, would be splendid [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=268) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=270)