# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 27
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2015, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/522 "2015-03-08T22:49:40Z")
A woman I know was arrested And after her blood had been tested ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/523 "2015-03-09T01:21:46Z")
A woman I know was arrested And after her blood had been tested It showed something odd ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/524 "2015-03-09T01:44:00Z")
A woman I know was arrested And after her blood had been tested It showed something odd And smelt like the pod ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/525 "2015-03-09T02:07:59Z")
A woman I know was arrested And after her blood had been tested It showed something odd And smelt like the pod Of the ET she had molested. * * * The seven dwarves had a firm rule ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/526 "2015-03-09T02:57:09Z")
The seven dwarves had a firm rule To never lay blame on their tool. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/527 "2015-03-09T02:57:32Z")
The seven dwarfs had a firm rule: “No dwarf-on-dwarf fun in the pool!” ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/528 "2015-03-09T03:14:43Z")
The seven dwarves had a firm rule To never lay blame on their tool. Or talk about toss club ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/529 "2015-03-09T03:32:16Z")
The seven dwarves had a firm rule To never lay blame on their tool. Or talk about toss club Or the baths in the moss tub ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/530 "2015-03-09T03:37:27Z")
Great repair job! I was just getting to enter this before yours appeared. _**I think it might’ve been pretty close to a dead-heat, above. So, I will withdraw. However, this something like I thought we were moving towards -**_ \*The seven dwarves had a firm rule; To never lay blame on their tool. So, Dopey had no right To point his at Snow White And leave the others wading in drool. \* ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/531 "2015-03-09T03:42:55Z")
The seven dwarves had a firm rule To never lay blame on their tool. Or talk about toss club Or the baths in the moss tub With Snow white, when she finished school. _**Hoopy, (or anyone else who’s quicker) please start the next one…**_ ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/532 "2015-03-09T05:06:38Z")
As Spiderman swung from a thread ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/533 "2015-03-09T05:41:26Z")
As Spiderman swung from a thread The thought never entered his head - ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/534 "2015-03-09T16:13:00Z")
As Spiderman swung from a thread The thought never entered his head - "Sure Mary Jane is fine ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/535 "2015-03-09T19:33:05Z")
As Spiderman swung from a thread The thought never entered his head - "Sure Mary Jane is fine But since I’ve hung on this line ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/536 "2015-03-09T19:36:21Z")
As Spiderman swung from a thread The thought never entered his head - “Sure Mary Jane is fine But since I’ve hung on this line My ass has been permanently red”. A nun went flying in a glider ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/537 "2015-03-09T20:10:43Z")
A nun went flying in a glider With a fat cardinal sat besider ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/538 "2015-03-09T20:43:09Z")
A nun went flying in a glider With a fat cardinal sat besider. "Well, this is absurd ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/539 "2015-03-09T20:56:16Z")
A nun went flying in a glider With a fat cardinal sat besider. “Well, this is absurd” (The screen was all blurred) ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/540 "2015-03-09T21:58:40Z")
A nun went flying in a glider With a fat cardinal sat besider. “Well, this is absurd” (The screen was all blurred) And she looked like that handyman Schneider The maestro last night split his pants ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/541 "2015-03-09T22:12:11Z")
For some strange reason, I was thinking … A nun went flying in a glider With a fat cardinal sat besider. “Well, this is absurd” (The screen was all blurred) \*\*\*And there was the red man bestrider. \*\*\* The maestro last night split his pants As he bowed to the packed audience. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=26) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=28)