# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 270
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2025, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5390 "2025-01-11T21:16:08Z")
I want my pecker extended Ten inches, I think, would be splendid The problem is money ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2025, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5391 "2025-01-11T23:34:27Z")
I want my pecker extended Ten inches, I think, would be splendid The problem is money So I asked a djinni\* * * * [\*All rhyming sites insisted it rhymes with money, so not arguing] ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2025, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5392 "2025-01-12T10:35:49Z")
I want my pecker extended Ten inches, I think, would be splendid The problem is money So I asked a djinni\* Now it’s large but somehow double-ended. Old people should play in the snow. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2025, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5393 "2025-01-12T11:35:25Z")
Old people should play in the snow And stay warm by consuming Pernod ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2025, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5394 "2025-01-12T15:16:16Z")
Old people should play in the snow And stay warm by consuming Pernod But when the sun comes out ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2025, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5395 "2025-01-12T15:23:11Z")
Old people should play in the snow And stay warm by consuming Pernod But when the sun comes out Together should shout ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2025, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5396 "2025-01-13T15:29:27Z")
[quote=“Folacin, post:5395, topic:712149, full:true”] Old people should play in the snow And stay warm by consuming Pernod But when the sun comes out Together should shout Its time that we switched to Merlot. The worms have crawled into my brain. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2025, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5397 "2025-01-13T16:03:35Z")
The worms have crawled into my brain “Kill them all” they chantingly entrained ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2025, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5398 "2025-01-13T23:58:58Z")
The worms have crawled into my brain “Kill them all” they chantingly entrained I assumed they meant germs ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2025, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5399 "2025-01-14T00:59:00Z")
The worms have crawled into my brain “Kill them all” they chantingly entrained I assumed they meant germs And my viscera squirms ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2025, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5400 "2025-01-14T03:15:20Z")
The worms have crawled into my brain “Kill them all” they chantingly entrained I assumed they meant germs And my viscera squirms But they meant the maggots in my chow mein ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2025, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5401 "2025-01-14T03:45:02Z")
@John_DiFool , you get to start the next limerick. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2025, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5402 "2025-01-14T10:58:50Z")
I’m not sure I trust my evil twin ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2025, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5403 "2025-01-14T15:06:33Z")
I’m not sure I trust my evil twin Who’s fixed upon committing a sin ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2025, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5404 "2025-01-14T19:13:09Z")
I’m not sure I trust my evil twin Who’s fixed upon committing a sin He says he’ll fornicate ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2025, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5405 "2025-01-14T21:43:08Z")
I’m not sure I trust my evil twin Who’s fixed upon committing a sin He says he’ll fornicate With a scatophilic primate ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2025, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5406 "2025-01-14T21:49:51Z")
I’m not sure I trust my evil twin Who’s fixed upon committing a sin He says he’ll fornicate With a scatophilic primate No matter what zoo cage he’s in. I’ve fallen in love with a girl ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2025, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5407 "2025-01-14T23:07:37Z")
I’ve fallen in love with a girl Whose bodice began to unfurl ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2025, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5408 "2025-01-14T23:14:55Z")
I’ve fallen in love with a girl Whose bodice began to unfurl When a squirrel quickly leaped out ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2025, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5409 "2025-01-15T01:12:29Z")
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