# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 271
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2025, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5410 "2025-01-15T03:55:56Z")
I’ve fallen in love with a girl Whose bodice began to unfurl When a squirrel quickly leaped out And squirrel-scampered about So cute! My heart’s in a whirl! Sally, whose squirrel that was ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2025, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5411 "2025-01-15T14:35:00Z")
Sally, whose squirrel that was Had it assault me with its claws ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2025, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5412 "2025-01-15T14:51:22Z")
Sally, whose squirrel that was Had it assault me with its claws Though the gesture was rude ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2025, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5413 "2025-01-15T16:36:00Z")
Sally, whose squirrel that was Had it assault me with its claws Though the gesture was rude Glad t did not include ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2025, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5414 "2025-01-15T18:21:35Z")
Sally, whose squirrel that was Had it assault me with its claws Though the gesture was rude Glad it did not include The rectal examination clause [fixed **Yllaria** ’s typo] Chipmunks have overrun my garden ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2025, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5415 "2025-01-15T18:32:27Z")
Thanks for the fix - **John\_DiFool**. Chipmunks have overrun my garden My heart I will soon have to harden ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2025, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5416 "2025-01-15T19:47:57Z")
Chipmunks have overrun my garden My heart I will soon have to harden To control their trespasses _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2025, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5417 "2025-01-15T20:42:25Z")
Chipmunks have overrun my garden My heart I will soon have to harden To control their trespasses I’ve installed shockers up their asses ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2025, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5418 "2025-01-15T20:52:40Z")
Chipmunks have overrun my garden My heart I will soon have to harden To control their trespasses I’ve installed shockers up their asses Soon those bastards will all beg pardon One thing about which I’ll complain ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2025, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5419 "2025-01-15T21:13:20Z")
One thing about which I’ll complain My job here on the farm is inane ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2025, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5420 "2025-01-15T21:29:52Z")
One thing about which I’ll complain My job here on the farm is inane It involves herding cats ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2025, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5421 "2025-01-15T21:39:07Z")
One thing about which I’ll complain My job here on the farm is inane It involves herding cats And making them wear spats ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2025, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5422 "2025-01-15T23:04:18Z")
One thing about which I’ll complain My job here on the farm is inane It involves herding cats And making them wear spats Then wrapping them in cellophane. I’m retiring, so I’m pruning files ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2025, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5423 "2025-01-15T23:29:03Z")
I’m retiring, so I’m pruning files And buying some cream for my piles ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2025, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5424 "2025-01-15T23:30:58Z")
I’m retiring, so I’m pruning files And buying some cream for my piles With some loose marbles upstairs ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2025, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5425 "2025-01-16T00:57:34Z")
I’m retiring, so I’m pruning files And buying some cream for my piles With some loose marbles upstairs Knees that both need repairs ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2025, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5426 "2025-01-16T03:01:41Z")
I’m retiring, so I’m pruning files And buying some cream for my piles With some loose marbles upstairs Knees that both need repairs And a prostate my doctor reviles I told her I had an excuse ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2025, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5427 "2025-01-16T03:25:22Z")
I told her I had an excuse For all my toilet paper use ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2025, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5428 "2025-01-16T03:37:19Z")
I told her I had an excuse For all my toilet paper use. Where other men have one ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2025, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5429 "2025-01-16T14:53:50Z")
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