# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 273
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2025, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5450 "2025-01-21T20:31:02Z")
The Rainbow connection’s been lost To restore it we’ll pay any cost ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2025, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5451 "2025-01-21T22:29:38Z")
The Rainbow Connection’s been lost To restore it we’ll pay any cost It will only be found [fixed the missing capital there] ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5452 "2025-01-22T01:51:16Z")
The Rainbow Connection’s been lost To restore it we’ll pay any cost It will only be found In a burial ground ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5453 "2025-01-22T02:08:10Z")
The Rainbow Connection’s been lost To restore it we’ll pay any cost It will only be found In a burial ground On Midsummer’s Eve (fingers crossed) A terribly shy girl called Jane ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5454 "2025-01-22T02:39:15Z")
A terribly shy girl called Jane Saw her love come down Manchester Lane ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5455 "2025-01-22T03:11:07Z")
A terribly shy girl called Jane Saw her love come down Manchester Lane She avoided his glance ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5456 "2025-01-22T12:24:04Z")
A terribly shy girl called Jane Saw her love come down Manchester Lane She avoided his glance But what happened, by chance, ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5457 "2025-01-22T20:20:06Z")
A terribly shy girl called Jane Saw her love come down Manchester Lane She avoided his glance But what happened, by chance, Is revealed in the next quatrain First, the ground began to shudder ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2025, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5458 "2025-01-23T00:16:09Z")
First, the ground began to shudder, As if it had a hiccoughing rudder ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2025, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5459 "2025-01-23T04:39:34Z")
First, the ground began to shudder, As if it had a hiccoughing rudder So she fell in his arms ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2025, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5460 "2025-01-23T05:55:10Z")
First, the ground began to shudder, As if it had a hiccoughing rudder So she fell in his arms Exposing all of her charms _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2025, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5461 "2025-01-23T13:00:46Z")
First, the ground began to shudder, As if it had a hiccoughing rudder So she fell in his arms Exposing all of her charms Most notably her highly swollen udder Suddenly smitten, he popped the question ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2025, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5462 "2025-01-23T13:05:08Z")
Suddenly smitten, he popped the question Thus ending their sexy session ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2025, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5463 "2025-01-23T20:07:45Z")
Suddenly smitten, he popped the question Thus ending their sexy session “Are you ready to wed?” ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2025, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5464 "2025-01-23T20:40:11Z")
Suddenly smitten, he popped the question Thus ending their sexy session “Are you ready to wed?” “I’d sooner be dead!” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2025, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5465 "2025-01-23T21:35:35Z")
Suddenly smitten, he popped the question Thus ending their sexy session “Are you ready to wed?” “I’d sooner be dead! Said notion fills me with indigestion!" Not taking no for an answer ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2025, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5466 "2025-01-23T21:40:43Z")
Not taking no for an answer, He determined to be a romancer ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2025, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5467 "2025-01-23T21:46:26Z")
Not taking no for an answer, He determined to be a romancer With Chocolates and roses ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2025, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5468 "2025-01-23T22:19:46Z")
Not taking no for an answer, He determined to be a romancer With Chocolates and roses He knows through her nose is ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2025, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5469 "2025-01-25T03:27:15Z")
Not taking no for an answer, He determined to be a romancer With Chocolates and roses He knows through her nose is The powder that makes her a dancer The one thing that girls can’t resist [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=272) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=274)