# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 274
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2025, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5470 "2025-01-28T02:14:01Z")
The one thing that girls can’t resist is for a young man to insist ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2025, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5471 "2025-01-28T03:11:50Z")
The one thing that girls can’t resist is for a young man to insist On granting her wishes ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2025, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5472 "2025-01-28T04:21:12Z")
The one thing that girls can’t resist is for a young man to insist On granting her wishes And doing the dishes ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2025, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5473 "2025-01-28T14:28:44Z")
The one thing that girls can’t resist Is for a young man to insist On granting her wishes And doing the dishes Just to ensure he gets kissed My bonny lies over the ocean ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2025, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5474 "2025-01-28T18:47:38Z")
My bonny lies over the ocean Her visits cause quite the commotion ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2025, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5475 "2025-01-28T23:01:59Z")
My bonny lies over the ocean Her visits cause quite the commotion Her scales and her tail ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2025, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5476 "2025-01-28T23:44:48Z")
My bonny lies over the ocean Her visits cause quite the commotion Her scales and her tail And her bonechilling wail ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2025, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5477 "2025-01-29T00:55:33Z")
My bonny lies over the ocean Her visits cause quite the commotion Her scales and her tail And her bonechilling wail Calls up my bowsprit to motion. In finding a way to relax ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2025, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5478 "2025-01-29T01:09:30Z")
In finding a way to relax, I stargaze, mull on parallax ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2025, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5479 "2025-01-29T01:49:12Z")
In finding a way to relax, I stargaze, mull on parallax Behold planets and clusters ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2025, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5480 "2025-01-30T00:32:46Z")
In finding a way to relax, I stargaze, mull on parallax Behold planets and clusters Not seen in Ghostbusters ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2025, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5481 "2025-01-30T00:42:44Z")
In finding a way to relax, I stargaze, mull on parallax Behold planets and clusters Not seen in Ghostbusters How close are those bright, spinning plaques? ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2025, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5482 "2025-01-30T00:44:22Z")
While shopping for Mexican cheese, ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2025, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5483 "2025-01-30T00:52:44Z")
While shopping for Mexican cheese, I asked Jane Doe, "Would you please - ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2025, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5484 "2025-01-30T00:54:21Z")
😊 That’s what I love about this place! We have an expert for everything. LOL! ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2025, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5485 "2025-01-30T01:06:19Z")
While shopping for Mexican cheese, I asked Jane Doe, "Would you please - give me some queso ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2025, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5486 "2025-01-30T01:29:10Z")
While shopping for Mexican cheese, I asked Jane Doe, "Would you please - give me some queso which, if I may say so, ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2025, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5487 "2025-01-30T02:05:06Z")
While shopping for Mexican cheese, I asked Jane Doe, "Would you please - Give me some queso Which, if I may say so, Make my stomach feel full of fleas * * * I cheat by using a thesaurus ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2025, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5488 "2025-01-30T02:10:38Z")
I cheat by using a thesaurus When writing of Natasha & Boris ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2025, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5489 "2025-01-30T02:55:40Z")
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