# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 275
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2025, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5490 "2025-01-30T03:27:09Z")
I cheat by using a thesaurus When writing of Natasha & Boris Kill squirrel and moose So that cooked is their goose ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2025, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5491 "2025-01-31T03:30:54Z")
I cheat by using a thesaurus When writing of Natasha & Boris Kill squirrel and moose So that cooked is their goose And they no longer sing in the chorus We really could use some good news ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2025, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5492 "2025-01-31T22:46:09Z")
We really could use some good news The churches have run out of pews ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2025, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5493 "2025-01-31T23:57:12Z")
We really could use some good news The churches have run out of pews Elon Musk is now the Pope ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2025, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5494 "2025-02-01T00:30:51Z")
We really could use some good news The churches have run out of pews Elon Musk is now the Pope And he sucks away hope ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2025, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5495 "2025-02-01T02:18:22Z")
We really could use some good news The churches have run out of pews Elon Musk is now the Pope And he sucks away hope Which leaves the choir singing the blues. While out on a date with my girl _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2025, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5496 "2025-02-01T02:34:29Z")
While out on a date with my girl I found she was wearing some pearls ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2025, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5497 "2025-02-01T03:20:09Z")
While out on a date with my girl I found she was wearing some pearls But what I didn’t know ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2025, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5498 "2025-02-01T03:21:35Z")
While out on a date with my girl I found she was wearing some pearls But what I didn’t know Was that she wore, on her toes, ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2025, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5499 "2025-02-04T00:51:26Z")
While out on a date with my girl I found she was wearing some pearls But what I didn’t know Was that she wore, on her toes, Those stinky socks of Uncle Earl. On arriving in Vegas, Kate said ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2025, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5500 "2025-02-04T03:24:59Z")
On arriving in Vegas, Kate said, "On the Strip I shall one day wed ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2025, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5501 "2025-02-04T07:20:18Z")
On arriving in Vegas, Kate said, “On the Strip I shall one day wed!” But her intended, named Skip, _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2025, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5502 "2025-02-04T16:59:47Z")
On arriving in Vegas, Kate said, “On the Strip I shall one day wed!” But her intended, named Skip, out the back tried to slip ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2025, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5503 "2025-02-05T00:09:03Z")
On arriving in Vegas, Kate said, “On the Strip I shall one day wed!” But her intended, named Skip, Out the back tried to slip Only to be shanghaied before he fled Over the hill and through the woods ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2025, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5504 "2025-02-05T01:31:02Z")
Over the hill and through the woods We’re on our way to get the goods ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2025, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5505 "2025-02-05T19:57:31Z")
Over the hill and through the woods, We’re on our way to get the goods. The info we’ll grab ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2025, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5506 "2025-02-06T00:13:36Z")
Over the hill and through the woods, We’re on our way to get the goods. The info we’ll grab, Then to the press we will blab, _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2025, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5507 "2025-02-06T01:37:31Z")
Over the hill and through the woods, We’re on our way to get the goods. The info we’ll grab, Then to the press we will blab, That we got all the Klan’s hoods * * * In a galaxy far far away ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2025, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5508 "2025-02-06T02:44:22Z")
In a galaxy far far away Where sexual freedom holds sway ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2025, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5509 "2025-02-06T04:04:06Z")
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