# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 276
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2025, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5510 "2025-02-06T13:46:32Z")
In a galaxy far far away Where sexual freedom holds sway A whore triple-breasted With a merkin that was crested ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2025, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5511 "2025-02-07T10:43:01Z")
In a galaxy far far away Where sexual freedom holds sway A whore triple-breasted With a merkin that was crested Allows both hands and mouth to play. I loved going to the skating rink ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2025, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5512 "2025-02-07T13:57:42Z")
I loved going to the skating rink Until I bumped into Bob, that rat fink ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2025, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5513 "2025-02-07T20:31:41Z")
I loved going to the skating rink Until I bumped into Bob, that rat fink! He did a toe stop, then twirled _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2025, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5514 "2025-02-08T01:14:54Z")
I loved going to the skating rink Until I bumped into Bob, that rat fink! He did a toe stop, then twirled His protest banner unfurled ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2025, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5515 "2025-02-08T01:21:13Z")
I loved going to the skating rink Until I bumped into Bob, that rat fink! He did a toe stop, then twirled His protest banner unfurled And it told me to stop wearing mink. One thing that I always told Mom ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2025, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5516 "2025-02-08T20:52:15Z")
One thing that I always told Mom “When seeing your doctor, stay calm” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2025, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5517 "2025-02-08T20:59:20Z")
One thing that I always told Mom “When seeing your doctor, stay calm” “Not all bunions are tumors” ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2025, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5518 "2025-02-09T15:32:35Z")
One thing that I always told Mom “When seeing your doctor, stay calm” “Not all bunions are tumors” “Ignore doom and gloomers” ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2025, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5519 "2025-02-09T17:34:40Z")
One thing that I always told Mom “When seeing your doctor, stay calm” “Not all bunions are tumors” “Ignore doom and gloomers” “And never use condoms from Guam.” I’m getting a cramp in my hand ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2025, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5520 "2025-02-09T18:44:10Z")
I’m getting a cramp in my hand From indulging too much in my gland ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2025, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5521 "2025-02-09T20:06:34Z")
“I’m getting a cramp in my hand from indulging too much in my gland”. It’s not 'cuz it’s big ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2025, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5522 "2025-02-09T20:12:53Z")
“I’m getting a cramp in my hand from indulging too much in my gland”. It’s not 'cuz it’s big Sperm production’s my gig ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2025, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5523 "2025-02-09T20:46:37Z")
“I’m getting a cramp in my hand from indulging too much in my gland”. It’s not 'cuz it’s big Sperm production’s my gig I have 3.3 million kids planned * * * There are those who think I am mad ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2025, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5524 "2025-02-09T22:59:53Z")
“There are those who think I am mad” And then meet my wife who is trad ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2025, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5525 "2025-02-12T08:32:37Z")
“There are those who think I am mad” And then meet my wife who is trad She cleans and she cooks ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2025, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5526 "2025-02-12T11:27:20Z")
“There are those who think I am mad” And then meet my wife who is trad She cleans and she cooks But reads dirty books ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2025, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5527 "2025-02-12T15:22:04Z")
There are those who think I am mad And then meet my wife who is trad She cleans and she cooks But reads dirty books All about a hot stud named Chad You know what they say 'bout girls named Stacy ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2025, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5528 "2025-02-12T15:40:16Z")
You know what they say 'bout girls named Stacy Their behavior is often quite racy ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2025, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5529 "2025-02-12T17:27:23Z")
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