# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 277
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2025, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5530 "2025-02-12T18:03:07Z")
You know what they say 'bout girls named Stacy? Their behavior is often quite racy. Their dresses are quirky Their nipples are perky ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2025, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5531 "2025-02-12T20:23:40Z")
You know what they say 'bout girls named Stacy? Their behavior is often quite racy. Their dresses are quirky Their nipples are perky And their see-through dresses are quite lacy * * * Me and you and a hound dog named Boo ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2025, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5532 "2025-02-12T20:26:58Z")
Me and you and a hound dog named Boo Went to the Outback to hunt kangaroo ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2025, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5533 "2025-02-12T20:36:20Z")
Me and you and a hound dog named Boo Went to the Outback to hunt kangaroo Boo got the runs ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2025, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5534 "2025-02-12T21:06:48Z")
Me and you and a hound dog named Boo Went to the Outback to hunt kangaroo Boo got the runs I forgot to bring guns ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2025, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5535 "2025-02-12T22:11:43Z")
Me and you and a hound dog named Boo Went to the Outback to hunt kangaroo Boo got the runs I forgot to bring guns but I wished I forgot to bring you * * * There was an old lady named Ethel ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2025, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5536 "2025-02-12T22:11:55Z")
Me and you and a hound dog named Boo Went to the Outback to hunt kangaroo. Boo got the runs, I forgot to bring guns – And you played the didgeridoo. “I say,” declared Watson to Holmes, _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2025, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5537 "2025-02-12T22:32:27Z")
[Gotta check for those pesky ninjas **BB** …] There was an old lady named Ethel Who made a bad deal with the devil ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2025, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5538 "2025-02-12T22:36:51Z")
There was an old lady named Ethel Who made a bad deal with the devil Her wrinkly skin ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2025, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5539 "2025-02-12T23:03:44Z")
There was an old lady named Ethel Who made a bad deal with the devil Her wrinkly skin Exchanged for a sin ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2025, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5540 "2025-02-12T23:12:53Z")
There was an old lady named Ethel Who made a bad deal with the devil Her wrinkly skin Exchanged for a sin Mad everything not on the level. “I say,” declared Watson to Holmes, ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2025, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5541 "2025-02-12T23:23:20Z")
“I say,” declared Watson to Holmes, “When I pee in the toilet, it foams” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2025, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5542 "2025-02-12T23:43:15Z")
“I say,” declared Watson to Holmes, “When I pee in the toilet, it foams” And smells like a skunk ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2025, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5543 "2025-02-12T23:58:35Z")
“I say,” declared Watson to Holmes, “When I pee in the toilet, it foams” And smells like a skunk “Would you please check my junk?” ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2025, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5544 "2025-02-13T00:36:52Z")
“I say,” declared Watson to Holmes, “When I pee in the toilet, it foams And smells like a skunk. Would you please check my junk? And maybe my Y chromosomes?" I just bought the rings off of Saturn ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2025, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5545 "2025-02-13T01:20:42Z")
I just bought the rings off of Saturn From a crafty salesman named Jules Verne ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2025, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5546 "2025-02-13T02:13:52Z")
I just bought the rings off of Saturn From a crafty salesman named Jules Verne He smiled so pretty ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2025, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5547 "2025-02-13T04:37:30Z")
I just bought the rings off of Saturn From a crafty salesman named Jules Verne He smiled so pretty But looked so itty bitty ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2025, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5548 "2025-02-13T11:36:04Z")
I just bought the rings off of Saturn From a crafty salesman named Jules Verne He smiled so pretty But looked so itty bitty His offer I just couldn’t spurn * * * My wife has a thing about cheese ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2025, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5549 "2025-02-13T12:29:55Z")
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