# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 278
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2025, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5550 "2025-02-13T13:56:43Z")
My wife has a thing about cheese She sleeps with a Brie 'tween her knees Or so I’ve been told ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2025, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5551 "2025-02-13T13:57:15Z")
My wife has a thing about cheese She sleeps with a Brie 'tween her knees Or so I’ve been told That she uses the mold ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2025, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5552 "2025-02-13T14:08:51Z")
My wife has a thing about cheese She sleeps with a Brie 'tween her knees Or so I’ve been told That she uses the mold To keep at bay all of the fleas * * * John McGurdy had a talking parrot ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2025, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5553 "2025-02-13T16:22:18Z")
John McGurdy had a talking parrot with language so foul I just cannot share it ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2025, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5554 "2025-02-13T19:36:10Z")
John McGurdy had a talking parrot with language so foul I just cannot share it But it went on TV ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2025, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5555 "2025-02-13T19:37:57Z")
John McGurdy had a talking parrot with language so foul I just cannot share it But it went on TV And it horrified me ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2025, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5556 "2025-02-13T20:53:51Z")
John McGurdy had a talking parrot with language so foul I just cannot share it But it went on TV And it horrified me When it told what John did with a carrot In the stillness just before dawn ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2025, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5557 "2025-02-13T20:59:21Z")
In the stillness just before dawn I do something odd on the lawn ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2025, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5558 "2025-02-13T21:04:38Z")
In the stillness just before dawn I do something odd on the lawn I go out in the buff ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2025, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5559 "2025-02-13T21:35:15Z")
In the stillness just before dawn I do something odd on the lawn I go out in the buff And squeal just loud enough ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2025, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5560 "2025-02-13T22:19:26Z")
In the stillness just before dawn I do something odd on the lawn I go out in the buff And squeal just loud enough so my wife doesn’t know that I’m gone * * * I’m not afraid to tell you this ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2025, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5561 "2025-02-13T22:20:35Z")
I’m not afraid to tell you this But it burns whenever I piss ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2025, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5562 "2025-02-13T23:12:46Z")
I’m not afraid to tell you this But it burns whenever I piss A real flamethrower ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2025, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5563 "2025-02-13T23:25:01Z")
I’m not afraid to tell you this But it burns whenever I piss A real flamethrower My pain tolerance? Lower ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2025, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5564 "2025-02-14T00:46:50Z")
I’m not afraid to tell you this But it burns whenever I piss A real flamethrower My pain tolerance? Lower. And look back fondly on my bris. A Golden Age is nigh, I hear ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2025, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5565 "2025-02-14T00:51:29Z")
A Golden Age is nigh, I hear But not for everybody here ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2025, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5566 "2025-02-14T01:17:15Z")
A Golden Age is nigh, I hear But not for everybody here Only the faithful will be saved ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2025, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5567 "2025-02-14T01:55:41Z")
A Golden Age is nigh, I hear But not for everybody here Only the faithful will be saved The rest will find themselves enslaved ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2025, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5568 "2025-02-14T22:01:43Z")
A Golden Age is nigh, I hear But not for everybody here Only the faithful will be saved The rest will find themselves enslaved And forced to buy the beer * * * There once was a Martian named Todd ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2025, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5569 "2025-02-14T22:54:18Z")
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