# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 279
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2025, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5570 "2025-02-14T22:58:20Z")
There once was a Martian named Todd, Who was facing a firing squad For myriad crimes ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2025, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5571 "2025-02-14T23:08:03Z")
There once was a Martian named Todd, Who was facing a firing squad For myriad crimes Like torturing all the limes ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2025, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5572 "2025-02-14T23:40:17Z")
There once was a Martian named Todd, Who was facing a firing squad For myriad crimes Like torturing all the limes and praying to a multi-armed god * * * On Tuesdays I go to my doctor ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2025, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5573 "2025-02-15T00:00:28Z")
On Tuesdays I go to my doctor But what she saw this week shocked her ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2025, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5574 "2025-02-15T00:02:48Z")
On Tuesdays I go to my doctor But what she saw this week shocked her Deep in my navel ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2025, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5575 "2025-02-15T00:07:48Z")
On Tuesdays I go to my doctor But what she saw this week shocked her Deep in my navel There grows a witch hazel ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2025, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5576 "2025-02-15T00:32:45Z")
On Tuesdays I go to my doctor But what she saw this week shocked her Deep in my navel There grows a witch hazel Emitting a fine scent for my nasals * * * One day I went to my witch doctor ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2025, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5577 "2025-02-15T01:50:45Z")
One day I went to my witch doctor But alas! The AMA had blocked her ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2025, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5578 "2025-02-15T02:48:07Z")
One day I went to my witch doctor But alas! The AMA had blocked her So she left the profession ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2025, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5579 "2025-02-15T03:07:06Z")
One day I went to my witch doctor But alas! The AMA had blocked her So she left the profession Weird fungi her obsession ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2025, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5580 "2025-02-15T11:23:37Z")
One day I went to my witch doctor But alas! The AMA had blocked her So she left the profession Weird fungi her obsession Micologists everywhere mocked her * * * I eat just one raisin for breakfast ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2025, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5581 "2025-02-15T15:14:55Z")
I eat just one raisin for breakfast And for lunch a single pea to ingest ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2025, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5582 "2025-02-15T15:17:11Z")
I eat just one raisin for breakfast And for lunch a single pea to ingest For dinner, a sprout ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2025, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5583 "2025-02-15T15:36:08Z")
I eat just one raisin for breakfast And for lunch a single pea to ingest For dinner, a sprout Did I leave anything out? ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2025, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5584 "2025-02-15T15:38:21Z")
I eat just one raisin for breakfast And for lunch a single pea to ingest For dinner, a sprout Did I leave anything out? Oh… half a sugar lump just before bedrest * * * The people are happy in Florida ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2025, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5585 "2025-02-15T15:40:48Z")
The people are happy in Florida Grand Festival time for the Great Pooh-Bah ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2025, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5586 "2025-02-15T15:54:05Z")
The people are happy in Florida Grand Festival time for the Great Pooh-Bah He’ll come out of his cave ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2025, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5587 "2025-02-15T16:29:32Z")
The people are happy in Florida Grand Festival time for the Great Pooh-Bah He’ll come out of his cave And dance at a rave ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2025, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5588 "2025-02-15T16:36:12Z")
The people are happy in Florida Grand Festival time for the Great Pooh-Bah He’ll come out of his cave And dance at a rave And don his panties and a bra * * * I wish I was a girlie, like my dear papa ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2025, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5589 "2025-02-15T16:39:49Z")
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