# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 28
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/542 "2015-03-10T01:47:58Z")
The maestro last night split his pants As he bowed to the packed audience A great wind he did break ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/543 "2015-03-10T03:50:22Z")
The maestro last night split his pants As he bowed to the packed audience A great wind he did break And the score he did shake ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/544 "2015-03-10T06:24:19Z")
The maestro last night split his pants As he bowed to the packed audience A great wind he did break And the score he did shake - But it’s just how they play it in France. My Mother once told me she knew ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/545 "2015-03-10T10:55:23Z")
My Mother once told me she knew How to build a duct tape canoe ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/546 "2015-03-10T11:48:28Z")
My Mother once told me she knew How to build a duct tape canoe I said “Prove it Mum” ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/547 "2015-03-10T12:49:59Z")
My Mother once told me she knew How to build a duct tape canoe I said “Prove it Mum” And she did, by gum ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/548 "2015-03-10T17:25:33Z")
My Mother once told me she knew How to build a duct tape canoe I said “Prove it Mum” And she did, by gum Although she painted it a queer shade of blue. The Particle Physicist said to the Priest, ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/549 "2015-03-10T18:56:59Z")
The Particle Physicist said to the Priest, “It is time all religions were ceased.” ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/550 "2015-03-10T19:19:17Z")
The Particle Physicist said to the Priest, “It is time all religions were ceased.” If God does exist ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/551 "2015-03-10T19:46:40Z")
The Particle Physicist said to the Priest, "It is time all religions were ceased. If God does exist Then, top of his list ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/552 "2015-03-10T19:53:40Z")
The Particle Physicist said to the Priest, “It is time all religions were ceased. If God does exist Then, top of his list…” A lightning bolt struck- he’s deceased. As Satan was strolling through Hades, ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/553 "2015-03-10T20:00:00Z")
As Satan was strolling through Hades, On the lookout for stray fallen ladies. ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/554 "2015-03-10T20:04:28Z")
As Satan was strolling through Hades, On the lookout for stray fallen ladies. And during this walk ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/555 "2015-03-10T20:22:25Z")
Oops. Let’s make that last line a little more grammatical: As Satan was strolling through Hades, On the lookout for stray fallen ladies. He halted his walk ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/556 "2015-03-10T20:26:31Z")
As Satan was strolling through Hades, On the lookout for stray fallen ladies. He halted his walk When he smelt roast pork ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/557 "2015-03-10T20:58:25Z")
As Satan was strolling through Hades, On the lookout for stray fallen ladies. He halted his walk When he smelt roast pork Eaten by Thelma and the Sadies. Way out in the wild, wild West ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/558 "2015-03-10T21:02:12Z")
As Satan was strolling through Hades, On the lookout for stray fallen ladies. He halted his walk When he smelt roast pork And saw the gals doing palate-ees The tired old mayor from Frankfurt ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/559 "2015-03-10T21:03:13Z")
Ninja’d! Way out in the wild, wild West There aren’t many men well-dressed ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/560 "2015-03-10T21:07:47Z")
Way out in the wild, wild West There aren’t many men well-dressed. And buffalo roam ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/561 "2015-03-10T21:11:15Z")
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