# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 281
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2025, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5610 "2025-02-19T00:00:15Z")
My friend Joe is the world’s worst driver. And yet he remains an arriver I wish he’d stay home ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2025, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5611 "2025-02-19T00:07:08Z")
My friend Joe is the world’s worst driver. And yet he remains an arriver I wish he’d stay home And just polish his chrome ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2025, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5612 "2025-02-19T02:38:58Z")
My friend Joe is the world’s worst driver. And yet he remains an arriver I wish he’d stay home And just polish his chrome So the rest of us can stay aliver * * * I had a fun date with Melissa ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2025, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5613 "2025-02-19T05:13:21Z")
I had a fun date with Melissa. That girl is one hell of a kissa! _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2025, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5614 "2025-02-19T11:05:50Z")
I had a fun date with Melissa. That girl is one hell of a kissa! She puckers her lips ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2025, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5615 "2025-02-19T17:35:47Z")
I had a fun date with Melissa. That girl is one hell of a kissa! She puckers her lips And then takes generous sips ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2025, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5616 "2025-02-19T19:56:10Z")
I had a fun date with Melissa. That girl is one hell of a kissa! She puckers her lips And then takes generous sips of a strong antiviral elixir * * * I have a strong odor about me ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2025, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5617 "2025-02-19T20:47:06Z")
I have a strong odor about me Rivaling an ogre’s stout pee ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2025, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5618 "2025-02-19T20:50:08Z")
I have a strong odor about me Rivaling an ogre’s stout pee My friends hold their noses ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2025, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5619 "2025-02-19T20:56:01Z")
I have a strong odor about me Rivaling an ogre’s stout pee My friends hold their noses And inhale pungent roses ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2025, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5620 "2025-02-19T22:31:12Z")
I have a strong odor about me Rivaling an ogre’s stout pee My friends hold their noses And inhale pungent roses But mostly they just leave me be * * * L’il Betsy is armed to the teeth ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2025, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5621 "2025-02-19T22:46:12Z")
L’il Betsy is armed to the teeth Her skirt’s got twelve knives underneath ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2025, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5622 "2025-02-19T22:59:30Z")
L’il Betsy is armed to the teeth Her skirt’s got twelve knives underneath They’re all very sharp ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2025, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5623 "2025-02-19T23:45:40Z")
L’il Betsy is armed to the teeth Her skirt’s got twelve knives underneath They’re all very sharp And resonate like a harp ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2025, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5624 "2025-02-20T02:43:22Z")
L’il Betsy is armed to the teeth Her skirt’s got twelve knives underneath They’re all very sharp And resonate like a harp They sing when they enter the sheath * * * There once was a ghost who said boo ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2025, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5625 "2025-02-20T05:32:01Z")
There once was a ghost who said boo To a runt known as Cindy Lou Who ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2025, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5626 "2025-02-20T07:57:45Z")
There once was a ghost who said boo To a runt known as Cindy Lou Who They weren’t all that scary ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2025, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5627 "2025-02-20T11:19:17Z")
There once was a ghost who said boo To a runt known as Cindy Lou Who They weren’t all that scary At least not like Larry ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2025, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5628 "2025-02-20T15:19:25Z")
There once was a ghost who said boo To a runt known as Cindy Lou Who They weren’t all that scary At least not like Larry Whose head is attached somewhat askew * * * I have a pet zombie in my basement ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2025, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5629 "2025-02-20T22:31:21Z")
I have a pet zombie in my basement Since Fitch was nixed, he’s Abercrombie’s replacement [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=280) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=282)