# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 282
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2025, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5630 "2025-02-20T23:59:24Z")
I have a pet zombie in my basement Since Fitch was nixed, he’s Abercrombie’s replacement He keeps losing fingers ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2025, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5631 "2025-02-21T00:02:55Z")
I have a pet zombie in my basement Since Fitch was nixed, he’s Abercrombie’s replacement He keeps losing fingers And his aroma lingers ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2025, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5632 "2025-02-21T02:44:06Z")
I have a pet zombie in my basement Since Fitch was nixed, he’s Abercrombie’s replacement He keeps losing fingers And his aroma lingers He eats brains but otherwise is a true gent * * * I bought my best friend a new car ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2025, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5633 "2025-02-21T11:57:49Z")
I bought my best friend a new car Now he can drive _me_ to the bar ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2025, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5634 "2025-02-21T12:57:49Z")
I bought my best friend a new car Now he can drive _me_ to the bar I totaled my Prius ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2025, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5635 "2025-02-21T13:48:18Z")
I bought my best friend a new car Now he can drive _me_ to the bar I totaled my Prius Because as a genius ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2025, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5636 "2025-02-21T15:16:37Z")
I bought my best friend a new car Now he can drive _me_ to the bar I totaled my Prius Because as a genius I tried driving it through the abattoir * * * I wish I had a choo choo train ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2025, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5637 "2025-02-21T16:46:30Z")
I wish I had a choo choo train I’d visit my uncle and aunt in Bahrain ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2025, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5638 "2025-02-21T19:15:17Z")
I wish I had a choo choo train I’d visit my uncle and aunt in Bahrain Notwithstanding it’s an overseas trip ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2025, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5639 "2025-02-21T19:20:03Z")
I wish I had a choo choo train I’d visit my uncle and aunt in Bahrain Notwithstanding it’s an overseas trip The train and I might need a ship ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2025, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5640 "2025-02-21T21:03:16Z")
I wish I had a choo choo train I’d visit my uncle and aunt in Bahrain Notwithstanding it’s an overseas trip The train and I might need a ship Good luck loading it onto an airplane * * * My marriage is now on the rocks ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2025, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5641 "2025-02-21T21:21:20Z")
My marriage is now on the rocks I’ve collected my things in a box ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2025, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5642 "2025-02-21T21:24:34Z")
My marriage is now on the rocks I’ve collected my things in a box I’ll walk out the door ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2025, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5643 "2025-02-21T22:09:08Z")
My marriage is now on the rocks I’ve collected my things in a box I’ll walk out the door Have a drink with my old chum Eeyore ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2025, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5644 "2025-02-22T00:41:06Z")
My marriage is now on the rocks I’ve collected my things in a box I’ll walk out the door Have a drink with my old chum Eeyore Then hire a whore from down the docks A giggling young lass from New York ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2025, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5645 "2025-02-22T01:04:37Z")
A giggling young lass from New York Ate all her ice cream with a spork ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2025, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5646 "2025-02-22T01:26:23Z")
A giggling young lass from New York Ate all her ice cream with a spork Gripped it with her toes ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2025, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5647 "2025-02-22T02:26:06Z")
A giggling young lass from New York Ate all her ice cream with a spork Gripped it with her toes Said a prayer, I suppose ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2025, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5648 "2025-02-22T02:34:47Z")
A giggling young lass from New York Ate all her ice cream with a spork Gripped it with her toes Said a prayer, I suppose Before sprinkling it with bits of pork * * * My brother Wilbur is dating a pig ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2025, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5649 "2025-02-22T04:06:52Z")
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