# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 284
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2025, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5670 "2025-02-25T18:23:11Z")
Bigfoot, Yeti, and Nessie were eating lunch Yeti complained that the celery didn’t crunch Nessie had spaghetti. The noodles? Limp. While Bigfoot dined on Szechuan shrimp. Yet they decided to meet tomorrow for brunch An old punk rocker named Barf ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2025, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5671 "2025-02-25T18:45:31Z")
An old punk rocker named Barf was wearing his grandmother’s scarf ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2025, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5672 "2025-02-25T23:47:10Z")
An old punk rocker named Barf was wearing his grandmother’s scarf As he proceeded to beat ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2025, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5673 "2025-02-26T01:22:27Z")
An old punk rocker named Barf was wearing his grandmother’s scarf As he proceeded to beat His prodigious meat ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2025, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5674 "2025-02-26T01:59:13Z")
An old punk rocker named Barf was wearing his grandmother’s scarf As he proceeded to beat His prodigious meat The climax reached beyond the hearth * * * A man rode his horse to the store ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2025, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5675 "2025-02-26T02:12:24Z")
A man rode his horse to the store Alas he couldn’t remember what for ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2025, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5676 "2025-02-26T03:18:16Z")
A man rode his horse to the store Alas he couldn’t remember what for So he handed them money ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2025, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5677 "2025-02-26T04:21:37Z")
A man rode his horse to the store Alas he couldn’t remember what for So he handed them money They looked at him funny ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2025, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5678 "2025-02-26T11:39:49Z")
A man rode his horse to the store Alas he couldn’t remember what for So he handed them money They looked at him funny As you would if you met a centaur * * * Tom ordered a pizza for dinner ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2025, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5679 "2025-02-26T12:34:48Z")
Tom ordered a pizza for dinner A vegan, it made him a sinner ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2025, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5680 "2025-02-26T12:42:53Z")
Tom ordered a pizza for dinner A vegan, it made him a sinner The pepperoni and cheese ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2025, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5681 "2025-02-26T12:53:22Z")
Tom ordered a pizza for dinner A vegan, it made him a sinner The pepperoni and cheese would be sure not to please ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2025, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5682 "2025-02-26T13:12:50Z")
Tom ordered a pizza for dinner A vegan, it made him a sinner The pepperoni and cheese Would be sure not to please But certainly wouldn’t make him thinner * * * My mother is a true gourmet chef ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2025, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5683 "2025-02-26T13:49:22Z")
My mother is a true gourmet chef Her sauce Mornay will make you say _”WTF?!”_ ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2025, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5684 "2025-02-26T13:56:09Z")
My mother is a true gourmet chef Her sauce Mornay will make you say _”WTF?!”_ But some may find fault ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2025, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5685 "2025-02-26T14:00:20Z")
My mother is a true gourmet chef Her sauce Mornay will make you say _”WTF?!”_ But some may find fault With the excessive salt ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2025, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5686 "2025-02-26T14:29:36Z")
My mother is a true gourmet chef Her sauce Mornay will make you say _”WTF?!”_ But some may find fault With the excessive salt And the vichyssoise which will render you deaf * * * Mary Contrary had a little lamb ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2025, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5687 "2025-02-26T15:50:46Z")
Mary Contrary had a little lamb 'twas much too gamey without mint jam ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2025, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5688 "2025-02-26T16:47:19Z")
Mary Contrary had a little lamb 'twas much too gamey without mint jam. Marinating with lime ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2025, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5689 "2025-02-26T16:48:56Z")
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