# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 286
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2025, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5710 "2025-02-27T21:53:46Z")
A comely young lass from Virginia Decided to wed a surgeon-ia His specialty? Plastic His beliefs? Iconoclastic The doctor’s into necrophilia * * * Oh, say can you see, said the beautiful swan ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2025, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5711 "2025-02-27T21:59:16Z")
Oh, say can you see, said the beautiful swan Where the heck half my feathers have gone? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2025, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5712 "2025-02-27T23:46:26Z")
Oh, say can you see, said the beautiful swan Where the heck half my feathers have gone? I sat on a bench ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2025, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5713 "2025-02-28T02:42:08Z")
Oh, say can you see, said the beautiful swan Where the heck half my feathers have gone? I sat on a bench with dame Judi Dench ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2025, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5714 "2025-02-28T03:47:52Z")
Oh, say can you see, said the beautiful swan Where the heck half my feathers have gone? I sat on a bench with dame Judi Dench who didn’t share her jar of Grey Poupon * * * I buy all my drugs from a lady with scabies ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2025, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5715 "2025-02-28T13:23:07Z")
I buy all my drugs from a lady with scabies Which is better than from a racoon with rabies ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2025, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5716 "2025-02-28T13:33:19Z")
I buy all my drugs from a lady with scabies Which is better than from a racoon with rabies Or a mouse with the pox ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2025, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5717 "2025-02-28T13:35:24Z")
I buy all my drugs from a lady with scabies Which is better than from a racoon with rabies Or a mouse with the pox Or a fox eating lox ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2025, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5718 "2025-02-28T13:49:46Z")
I buy all my drugs from a lady with scabies Which is better than from a racoon with rabies Or a mouse with the pox Or a fox eating lox Or a man who likes eating babies There was a man who liked eating babies ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2025, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5719 "2025-02-28T13:53:19Z")
There was a man who liked eating babies And his mother didn’t raise him to say please ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2025, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5720 "2025-03-01T04:12:16Z")
There was a man who liked eating babies And his mother didn’t raise him to say please He just sprinkled them with salt ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2025, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5721 "2025-03-01T11:45:18Z")
There was a man who liked eating babies And his mother didn’t raise him to say please He just sprinkled them with salt Filled a glass with chocolate malt ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2025, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5722 "2025-03-02T21:26:37Z")
There was a man who liked eating babies And his mother didn’t raise him to say please He just sprinkled them with salt Filled a glass with chocolate malt and then gnawed on their elbows and knees * * * My math teacher said I was dumb ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2025, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5723 "2025-03-02T23:29:09Z")
My math teacher said I was dumb And just “pulled answers out of my bum” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2025, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5724 "2025-03-03T01:12:09Z")
My math teacher said I was dumb And just “pulled answers out of my bum” But what she didn’t know ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2025, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5725 "2025-03-03T02:15:00Z")
My math teacher said I was dumb And just “pulled answers out of my bum” But what she didn’t know I’m embarrassed to show ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2025, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5726 "2025-03-04T19:06:51Z")
My math teacher said I was dumb And just “pulled answers out of my bum” But what she didn’t know I’m embarrassed to show that that was literally where they came from * * * My cousin Morty works in a brothel ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2025, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5727 "2025-03-04T19:47:04Z")
My cousin Morty works in a brothel Offers weird stuff with pump, hose and nozzle ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2025, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5728 "2025-03-04T21:27:48Z")
My cousin Morty works in a brothel Offers weird stuff with pump, hose and nozzle His Yelp rating is high ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2025, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5729 "2025-03-05T12:18:46Z")
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