# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 287
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2025, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5730 "2025-03-05T13:03:15Z")
My cousin Morty works in a brothel Offers weird stuff with pump, hose and nozzle His Yelp rating is high Because of Spanish Fly and his reliable state of arousal * * * Little Polly eats only gum drops ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2025, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5731 "2025-03-05T13:57:06Z")
Little Polly eats only gum drops Which she shares with George her pet cyclops ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2025, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5732 "2025-03-05T14:26:48Z")
Little Polly eats only gum drops Which she shares with George her pet cyclops She had one named Ed ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2025, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5733 "2025-03-05T18:22:32Z")
Little Polly eats only gum drops Which she shares with George her pet cyclops She had one named Ed But he ended up dead ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2025, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5734 "2025-03-05T18:42:25Z")
Little Polly eats only gum drops Which she shares with George her pet cyclops She had one named Ed But he ended up dead by mixing his Pop Rocks with schnapps * * * Dan’l Boone, it’s been said, kilt a bear ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2025, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5735 "2025-03-05T20:25:28Z")
Dan’l Boone, it’s been said, kilt a bear And did it in his long underwear ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2025, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5736 "2025-03-05T20:38:33Z")
Dan’l Boone, it’s been said, kilt a bear And did it in his long underwear He used a long rifle ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2025, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5737 "2025-03-05T21:48:25Z")
Dan’l Boone, it’s been said, kilt a bear And did it in his long underwear He used a long rifle A sneeze he did stifle ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2025, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5738 "2025-03-05T22:32:43Z")
Dan’l Boone, it’s been said, kilt a bear And did it in his long underwear He used a long rifle A sneeze he did stifle From the hole of his big derriere Sonic and his gal Amy Rose ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2025, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5739 "2025-03-05T22:49:47Z")
Sonic and his gal Amy Rose Tipped through the tulips on their toes. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2025, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5740 "2025-03-05T22:51:11Z")
Sonic and his gal Amy Rose Tipped through the tulips on their toes. They got really drunk ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2025, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5741 "2025-03-05T23:33:18Z")
Sonic and his gal Amy Rose Tipped through the tulips on their toes. They got really drunk Sonic whipped out his junk ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2025, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5742 "2025-03-06T01:30:29Z")
[Sonic and his gal Amy Rose Tipped through the tulips on their toes. They got really drunk Sonic whipped out his junk And Amy whipped out her rose. There once was a girl named Doris ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2025, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5743 "2025-03-06T01:50:28Z")
There once was a girl named Doris With a cobra instead of a clitoris ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2025, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5744 "2025-03-06T01:51:39Z")
There once was a girl named Doris With a cobra instead of a clitoris And when she got it on ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2025, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5745 "2025-03-06T03:11:59Z")
There once was a girl named Doris With a cobra instead of a clitoris And when she got it on with an enormous swan ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2025, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5746 "2025-03-06T10:58:32Z")
There once was a girl named Doris With a cobra instead of a clitoris And when she got it on with an enormous swan It soon wished it had met a slow loris As the orgy got started Pete cried ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2025, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5747 "2025-03-06T11:06:04Z")
As the orgy got started Pete cried “She’s no virgin, that woman has lied!” ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2025, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5748 "2025-03-06T11:44:37Z")
As the orgy got started Pete cried “She’s no virgin, that woman has lied!” Don’t ask how I know ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2025, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5749 "2025-03-06T12:04:59Z")
As the orgy got started Pete cried “She’s no virgin, that woman has lied!” Don’t ask how I know I’m an astute fellow! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=286) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=288)