# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 288
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2025, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5750 "2025-03-06T19:03:30Z")
As the orgy got started Pete cried “She’s no virgin, that woman has lied!” Don’t ask how I know I’m an astute fellow! Plus I read all the writing inside * * * A penny for your thoughts, I said ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2025, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5751 "2025-03-06T19:12:28Z")
A penny for your thoughts, I said He replied, “I want to bake bread.” ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2025, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5752 "2025-03-06T19:14:28Z")
A penny for your thoughts, I said He replied, “I want to bake bread.” A loaf of wheat ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2025, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5753 "2025-03-06T20:11:37Z")
A penny for your thoughts, I said He replied, “I want to bake bread.” A loaf of wheat Would make me complete ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2025, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5754 "2025-03-06T20:38:13Z")
A penny for your thoughts, I said He replied, “I want to bake bread.” A loaf of wheat Would make me complete But I’d rather eat brownies instead * * * If you’d walk a mile in my shoes ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2025, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5755 "2025-03-06T20:39:40Z")
If you’d walk a mile in my shoes You’d end up singing the blues ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2025, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5756 "2025-03-06T20:56:11Z")
If you’d walk a mile in my shoes You’d end up singing the blues Soles are falling apart ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2025, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5757 "2025-03-06T20:57:04Z")
If you’d walk a mile in my shoes You’d end up singing the blues Soles are falling apart And I frequently fart ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2025, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5758 "2025-03-06T21:16:34Z")
If you’d walk a mile in my shoes You’d end up singing the blues Soles are falling apart And I frequently fart Oh, but that’s not the worst of the news * * * You’d probably not care for my sister ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2025, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5759 "2025-03-06T21:35:18Z")
You’d probably not care for my sister. She’s too taken with zany tongue twisters ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2025, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5760 "2025-03-06T21:36:38Z")
You’d probably not care for my sister. She’s too taken with zany tongue twisters Like the sixth sheik’s sick sheep ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2025, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5761 "2025-03-06T21:55:42Z")
You’d probably not care for my sister. She’s too taken with zany tongue twisters Like the sixth sheik’s sick sheep Or the seashells she sells cheap ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2025, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5762 "2025-03-06T22:25:14Z")
You’d probably not care for my sister. She’s too taken with zany tongue twisters Like the sixth sheik’s sick sheep Or the seashells she sells cheap Or the way that she cries when you’ve kissed her * * * There’s a duck on a shelf in my pantry ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2025, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5763 "2025-03-06T23:44:03Z")
There’s a duck on a shelf in my pantry But my supply of plum sauce is now scanty ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2025, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5764 "2025-03-06T23:45:02Z")
There’s a duck on a shelf in my pantry But my supply of plum sauce is now scanty The duck has, on its bill, ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2025, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5765 "2025-03-07T00:06:15Z")
There’s a duck on a shelf in my pantry But my supply of plum sauce is now scanty The duck has, on its bill, A small pepper mill ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2025, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5766 "2025-03-07T01:19:50Z")
There’s a duck on a shelf in my pantry But my supply of plum sauce is now scanty The duck has, on its bill, A small pepper mill And on its ass a lacey panty. I was watching a movie last night ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2025, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5767 "2025-03-07T01:27:32Z")
I was watching a movie last night And what I saw gave me a fright ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2025, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5768 "2025-03-07T01:28:10Z")
I was watching a movie last night And what I saw gave me a fright It starred Chevy Chase ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2025, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5769 "2025-03-07T02:46:17Z")
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