# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 289
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2025, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5770 "2025-03-07T02:54:37Z")
I was watching a movie last night And what I saw gave me a fright It starred Chevy Chase Who fell on his face Will he hate my review? Yes, he might * * * Don’t ask me to marry your daughter ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2025, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5771 "2025-03-07T03:05:30Z")
Don’t ask me to marry your daughter The girl is as bland as water ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2025, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5772 "2025-03-07T03:32:18Z")
Don’t ask me to marry your daughter The girl is as bland as water Her personality diluted ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2025, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5773 "2025-03-07T04:20:19Z")
Don’t ask me to marry your daughter The girl is as bland as water Her personality diluted Sex-wise I’ll-suited ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2025, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5774 "2025-03-07T19:58:29Z")
Don’t ask me to marry your daughter The girl is as bland as water Her personality diluted Sex-wise ill-suited And a crotch that looks like an otter Old Harry with the snake in his pants ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2025, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5775 "2025-03-07T21:21:24Z")
Old Harry with the snake in his pants lost his penis in an odd game of chance ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2025, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5776 "2025-03-08T00:35:36Z")
Old Harry with the snake in his pants lost his penis in an odd game of chance He laid it on the line ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2025, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5777 "2025-03-08T00:43:19Z")
Old Harry with the snake in his pants Lost his penis in an odd game of chance He laid it on the line Then coated it with slime ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2025, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5778 "2025-03-08T01:33:36Z")
Old Harry with the snake in his pants Lost his penis in an odd game of chance He laid it on the line Then coated it with slime Most everyone now looks askance * * * There once was a porpoise named Pete ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2025, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5779 "2025-03-08T02:06:25Z")
There once was a porpoise named Pete Who swam near the island of Crete ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2025, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5780 "2025-03-08T03:04:43Z")
There once was a porpoise named Pete Who swam near the island of Crete He’d rather be chillin’ ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2025, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5781 "2025-03-08T03:42:14Z")
There once was a porpoise named Pete Who swam near the island of Crete He’d rather be chillin’ So he started illin’ ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2025, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5782 "2025-03-09T01:20:24Z")
There once was a porpoise named Pete Who swam near the island of Crete He’d rather be chillin’ So he started illin’ And biting off tourist’s feet * * * It’s a beautiful night in South Bend ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2025, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5783 "2025-03-09T01:51:57Z")
It’s a beautiful night in South Bend So Larry decided to make a friend ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2025, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5784 "2025-03-09T01:59:42Z")
It’s a beautiful night in South Bend So Larry decided to make a friend What he did wasn’t legal ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2025, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5785 "2025-03-09T03:08:10Z")
It’s a beautiful night in South Bend So Larry decided to make a friend What he did wasn’t legal As in romancing a beagle ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2025, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5786 "2025-03-09T03:55:46Z")
It’s a beautiful night in South Bend So Larry decided to make a friend What he did wasn’t legal As in romancing a beagle You are quite likely to, well, offend. I find myself reading obits ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2025, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5787 "2025-03-09T04:02:20Z")
I find myself reading obits Just for giggles and shits ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2025, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5788 "2025-03-09T10:28:44Z")
I find myself reading obits Just for giggles and shits I saw my name ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2025, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5789 "2025-03-09T10:48:36Z")
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