# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 290
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2025, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5790 "2025-03-09T10:58:06Z")
I find myself reading obits Just for giggles and shits I saw my name And I did exclaim Damn! Ain’t this the pits * * * My favorite song is Sweet Caroline ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2025, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5791 "2025-03-09T11:19:22Z")
My favorite song is Sweet Caroline I don’t know the words, but that’s fine ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2025, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5792 "2025-03-09T12:37:20Z")
My favorite song is Sweet Caroline I don’t know the words, but that’s fine I hum it all day ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2025, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5793 "2025-03-09T12:38:23Z")
My favorite song is Sweet Caroline I don’t know the words, but that’s fine I hum it all day Esp. when at Fenway ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2025, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5794 "2025-03-09T19:41:44Z")
My favorite song is Sweet Caroline I don’t know the words, but that’s fine I hum it all day Esp. when at Fenway During innings six, seven and nine. Michaelangelo said, with a groan ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2025, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5795 "2025-03-09T21:23:16Z")
Michaelangelo said, with a groan Where the hell did I leave my phone ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2025, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5796 "2025-03-09T21:25:17Z")
Michaelangelo said, with a groan Where the hell did I leave my phone I had it last night ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2025, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5797 "2025-03-09T21:43:29Z")
Michaelangelo said, with a groan Where the hell did I leave my phone I had it last night As I started to write ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2025, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5798 "2025-03-09T22:51:31Z")
Michaelangelo said, with a groan Where the hell did I leave my phone I had it last night As I started to write the music I’d use for a ringtone * * * I spilled spaghetti all over my lap ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2025, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5799 "2025-03-09T23:05:50Z")
I spilled spaghetti all over my lap Ruining my jeans in the mishap ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2025, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5800 "2025-03-09T23:11:53Z")
I spilled spaghetti all over my lap Ruining my jeans in the mishap I washed “em in Tide ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2025, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5801 "2025-03-10T14:41:28Z")
I spilled spaghetti all over my lap Ruining my jeans in the mishap I washed “em in Tide Then went for a ride ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2025, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5802 "2025-03-10T15:40:56Z")
I spilled spaghetti all over my lap Ruining my jeans in the mishap I washed “em in Tide Then went for a ride Confident that I looked like crap * * * Rosco’s B.M.s were all floaters ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2025, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5803 "2025-03-10T16:07:18Z")
Rosco’s B.M.s were all floaters But better that than having the bloaters ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2025, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5804 "2025-03-10T18:00:01Z")
Rosco’s B.M.s were all floaters But better that than having the bloaters Sometimes they were green ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2025, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5805 "2025-03-10T18:32:09Z")
Rosco’s B.M.s were all floaters But better that than having the bloaters Sometimes they were green Which is frankly obscene ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2025, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5806 "2025-03-10T19:12:27Z")
Rosco’s B.M.s were all floaters But better that than having the bloaters Sometimes they were green Which is frankly obscene And don’t even mention the odors * * * Mary Lou has the lumpiest knees ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2025, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5807 "2025-03-10T19:27:34Z")
Mary Lou has the lumpiest knees You see, it’s all due to the fleas ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2025, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5808 "2025-03-10T20:28:48Z")
Mary Lou has the lumpiest knees You see, it’s all due to the fleas which she otherwise likes ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2025, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5809 "2025-03-11T00:33:30Z")
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