# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 291
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2025, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5810 "2025-03-11T00:43:00Z")
Mary Lou has the lumpiest knees You see, it’s all due to the fleas which she otherwise likes when taking long hikes Or sailing through the seas of cheese ‘Twixt limericks, I know not how a divider to insert ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2025, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5811 "2025-03-11T01:25:56Z")
‘Twixt limericks, I know not how a divider to insert If I do without will anyone at all be hurt ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2025, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5812 "2025-03-11T01:28:09Z")
‘Twixt limericks, I know not how a divider to insert If I do without will anyone at all be hurt Nevermind capitals at the start ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2025, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5813 "2025-03-11T03:02:43Z")
‘Twixt limericks, I know not how a divider to insert If I do without will anyone at all be hurt Nevermind capitals at the start On punctuation I fart ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2025, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5814 "2025-03-11T03:04:08Z")
‘Twixt limericks, I know not how a divider to insert If I do without will anyone at all be hurt Nevermind capitals at the start And punctuation no one gives a fart ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2025, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5815 "2025-03-11T13:17:17Z")
‘Twixt limericks, I know not how a divider to insert If I do without will anyone at all be hurt Nevermind capitals at the start And punctuation no one gives a fart But beware the ninja in his blackshirt * * * When the ants come merrily marching in ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2025, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5816 "2025-03-11T19:32:12Z")
When the ants come merrily marching in Let the mass poisoning campaign begin ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2025, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5817 "2025-03-11T23:32:03Z")
When the ants come merrily marching in Let the mass poisoning campaign begin Some Raid by the door ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2025, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5818 "2025-03-12T00:11:34Z")
When the ants come merrily marching in Let the mass poisoning campaign begin Some Raid by the door My boot squishes more ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2025, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5819 "2025-03-12T00:35:12Z")
When the ants come merrily marching in Let the mass poisoning campaign begin Some Raid by the door My boot squishes more Borax and sugar - the whole colony goes packin’ I don’t understand the things that I do ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2025, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5820 "2025-03-12T00:51:31Z")
I don’t understand the things that I do Nor understand how to tie my left shoe ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2025, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5821 "2025-03-12T01:53:48Z")
I don’t understand the things that I do Nor understand how to tie my left shoe Or why I eat chilled monkey brains ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2025, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5822 "2025-03-12T02:12:31Z")
I don’t understand the things that I do Nor understand how to tie my left shoe Or why I eat chilled monkey brains And food fished from drains ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2025, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5823 "2025-03-12T03:42:13Z")
I don’t understand the things that I do Nor understand how to tie my left shoe Or why I eat chilled monkey brains And food fished from drains Won’t somebody give me a clue? Hey guys! There’s a party at Bill’s ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2025, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5824 "2025-03-12T10:23:47Z")
Hey guys! There’s a party at Bill’s Be sure to bring your favorite pills ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2025, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5825 "2025-03-12T13:24:51Z")
Hey guys! There’s a party at Bill’s Be sure to bring your favorite pills Don’t forget the skunky dope ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2025, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5826 "2025-03-12T17:47:09Z")
Hey guys! There’s a party at Bill’s Be sure to bring your favorite pills Don’t forget the skunky dope Oh, don’t you say “nope” ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2025, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5827 "2025-03-13T22:00:36Z")
Hey guys! There’s a party at Bill’s Be sure to bring your favorite pills Don’t forget the skunky dope Oh, don’t you say “nope” 'Cause Tami’s there for added thrills Though they’re named for an old Irish city _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2025, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5828 "2025-03-13T22:24:30Z")
Though they’re named for an old Irish city What they’re called I don’t know, such a pity ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2025, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5829 "2025-03-13T22:26:13Z")
Though they’re named for an old Irish city What they’re called I don’t know, such a pity The mystery deepens in Cork [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=290) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=292)