# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 293
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2025, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5850 "2025-03-14T23:02:39Z")
Ringo, Paul, George, and John Over them many lasses did fawn Well, not so much Ringo With his odd Scouse lingo ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2025, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5851 "2025-03-15T01:20:28Z")
Ringo, Paul, George, and John Over them many lasses did fawn Well, not so much Ringo With his odd Scouse lingo He was often alone dusk til dawn * * * My mother cooked eggs over easy ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2025, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5852 "2025-03-15T01:53:20Z")
My mother cooked eggs over easy But so runny they made me queasy ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2025, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5853 "2025-03-15T01:57:31Z")
My mother cooked eggs over easy But so runny they made me queasy Mom said “They’re fine!” ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2025, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5854 "2025-03-15T02:42:02Z")
My mother cooked eggs over easy But so runny they made me queasy Mom said “They’re fine!” I’d get smacked if I whined ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2025, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5855 "2025-03-15T03:19:23Z")
My mother cooked eggs over easy But so runny they made me queasy Mom said “They’re fine!” I’d get smacked if I whined This whole thing makes me feel uneasy I found a slug in my tulips ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2025, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5856 "2025-03-15T10:37:44Z")
I found a slug in my tulips It could talk and made rather blue quips ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2025, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5857 "2025-03-15T13:13:52Z")
I found a slug in my tulips It could talk and made rather blue quips: "Drop your panties Sir William, ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2025, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5858 "2025-03-15T16:13:51Z")
I found a slug in my tulips It could talk and made rather blue quips: “Drop your panties Sir William, And bare your Brazilian!” ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2025, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5859 "2025-03-15T16:16:28Z")
I found a slug in my tulips It could talk and made rather blue quips: “Drop your panties Sir William, And bare your Brazilian!” “while I choose from my selection of whips” * * * My girlfriend just fell in a puddle ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2025, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5860 "2025-03-15T17:41:13Z")
My girlfriend just fell in a puddle. Her reactions: a bit less than subtle. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2025, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5861 "2025-03-15T19:00:46Z")
My girlfriend just fell in a puddle. Her reactions: a bit less than subtle: "Don’t just stand there, asshole! ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2025, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5862 "2025-03-15T21:45:47Z")
My girlfriend just fell in a puddle. Her reactions: a bit less than subtle: "Don’t just stand there, asshole! I can’t swim, as you know ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2025, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5863 "2025-03-15T22:16:35Z")
My girlfriend just fell in a puddle. Her reactions: a bit less than subtle: “Don’t just stand there, asshole! I can’t swim, as you know Give me a hand and break from your huddle!” In the hills of old San Francisco ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2025, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5864 "2025-03-15T22:19:55Z")
In the hills of old San Francisco Lay hidden The Groovy Cult of Disco ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2025, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5865 "2025-03-15T23:26:45Z")
In the hills of old San Francisco Lay hidden The Groovy Cult of Disco Where Abba reigns ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2025, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5866 "2025-03-16T01:31:28Z")
In the hills of old San Francisco Lay hidden The Groovy Cult of Disco Where Abba reigns They shake their thangs ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2025, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5867 "2025-03-16T02:23:06Z")
In the hills of old San Francisco Lay hidden The Groovy Cult of Disco Where Abba reigns They shake their thangs And burn punk rock effigies in Crisco * * * Dr. Smith was seemingly lost in space ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2025, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5868 "2025-03-16T03:00:28Z")
Dr. Smith was seemingly lost in space And young Will Robinson was in his face ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2025, 9:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5869 "2025-03-16T09:35:31Z")
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