# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 294
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2025, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5870 "2025-03-16T10:20:12Z")
Dr. Smith was seemingly lost in space And young Will Robinson was in his face When the robot flashed danger and the aliens grew stranger ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2025, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5871 "2025-03-17T02:11:52Z")
Dr. Smith was seemingly lost in space And young Will Robinson was in his face When the robot flashed danger and the aliens grew stranger Major Don got the hell out of that place * * * My liver is pickled in garlic and dill ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2025, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5872 "2025-03-17T02:28:49Z")
My liver is pickled in garlic and dill Please feel free to come eat your fill ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2025, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5873 "2025-03-17T02:48:00Z")
My liver is pickled in garlic and dill Please feel free to come eat your fill Both kidneys are fried ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2025, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5874 "2025-03-17T02:59:50Z")
My liver is pickled in garlic and dill Please feel free to come eat your fill Both kidneys are fried But got burnt when I tried ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2025, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5875 "2025-03-17T03:08:07Z")
My liver is pickled in garlic and dill Please feel free to come eat your fill Both kidneys are fried But got burnt when I tried To fricasee them on my barbecue grill * * * During wabbit season (or was it duck season) ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2025, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5876 "2025-03-17T03:25:02Z")
During wabbit season (or was it duck season) (I need to know for some stupid reason) ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2025, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5877 "2025-03-17T03:46:05Z")
During wabbit season (or was it duck season) (I need to know for some stupid reason) Elmer fired his gun ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2025, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5878 "2025-03-17T04:14:29Z")
During wabbit season (or was it duck season) (I need to know for some stupid reason) Elmer fired his gun Full missing the bun ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2025, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5879 "2025-03-17T10:35:10Z")
During wabbit season (or was it duck season) (I need to know for some stupid reason) Elmer fired his gun Full missing the bun But exposing him to much teasin’ * * * The end is near, I’m very sure ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2025, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5880 "2025-03-17T10:59:42Z")
The end is near, I’m very sure No hope of a miracle cure ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2025, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5881 "2025-03-17T13:12:32Z")
The end is near, I’m very sure No hope of a miracle cure So I called Saint Jude ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2025, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5882 "2025-03-17T13:35:03Z")
The end is near, I’m very sure No hope of a miracle cure So I called Saint Jude That righteous dude ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2025, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5883 "2025-03-17T13:35:22Z")
The end is near, I’m very sure No hope of a miracle cure So I called Saint Jude But he was quite rude ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2025, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5884 "2025-03-17T13:44:04Z")
The end is near, I’m very sure No hope of a miracle cure So I called Saint Jude That righteous dude Who gave me a cat that did purr I hate it when I get ninja’ed ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2025, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5885 "2025-03-17T15:30:58Z")
I hate it when I get ninja’ed You just know the other guy haha’ed ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2025, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5886 "2025-03-17T15:43:58Z")
I hate it when I get ninja’ed You just know the other guy haha’ed. It’s not done out of malice _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2025, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5887 "2025-03-17T16:55:21Z")
I hate it when I get ninja’ed You just know the other guy haha’ed. It’s not done out of malice Nor to be callous ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2025, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5888 "2025-03-17T18:30:55Z")
I hate it when I get ninja’ed You just know the other guy haha’ed. It’s not done out of malice Nor to be callous Yet it happens agin and aginja’ed My back yard is swamped with oxalis ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2025, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5889 "2025-03-17T19:03:02Z")
My back yard is swamped with oxalis. It’s over-running my plots of Sweet Alice. _ **-“BB”-** _ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=293) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=295)