# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 295
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2025, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5890 "2025-03-17T19:07:30Z")
My back yard is swamped with oxalis. It’s over-running my plots of Sweet Alice It brings me to tears ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2025, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5891 "2025-03-17T20:17:33Z")
My back yard is swamped with oxalis. It’s over-running my plots of Sweet Alice It brings me to tears To hear said dears scream their fears ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2025, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5892 "2025-03-17T23:02:51Z")
My back yard is swamped with oxalis. It’s over-running my plots of Sweet Alice It brings me to tears To hear said dears scream their fears and my heart is filled with malice * * * I got stones, both kidney and gall ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2025, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5893 "2025-03-17T23:20:15Z")
I got stones, both kidney and gall So much pain from something so small! ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2025, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5894 "2025-03-17T23:26:09Z")
I got stones, both kidney and gall So much pain from something so small! It’s like they have corners – – (The surgeon gave me my gallstones. They looked like DnD dice. I swear one was a d4.) ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2025, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5895 "2025-03-18T00:38:43Z")
I got stones, both kidney and gall So much pain from something so small! It’s like they have corners There are no worse tortures ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2025, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5896 "2025-03-18T02:07:04Z")
I got stones, both kidney and gall So much pain from something so small! It’s like they have corners There are no worse tortures So I’ll give a surgeon a call. The IT desk has me on hold ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2025, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5897 "2025-03-18T02:14:53Z")
The IT desk has me on hold. And I’m trying to fight a head cold ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2025, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5898 "2025-03-18T02:29:06Z")
The IT desk has me on hold. And I’m trying to fight a head cold While my hard drive melts down ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2025, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5899 "2025-03-18T02:47:17Z")
The IT desk has me on hold. And I’m trying to fight a head cold While my hard drive melts down I can’t help but frown ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2025, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5900 "2025-03-18T11:58:40Z")
The IT desk has me on hold. And I’m trying to fight a head cold While my hard drive melts down I can’t help but frown If it gets any worse I’ll explode * * * My sister’s current boyfriend has lice ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2025, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5901 "2025-03-18T14:10:00Z")
My sister’s current boyfriend has lice And his bedroom is infested with mice ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2025, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5902 "2025-03-18T15:03:36Z")
My sister’s current boyfriend has lice And his bedroom is infested with mice When his praises are sung ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2025, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5903 "2025-03-18T15:56:43Z")
My sister’s current boyfriend has lice And his bedroom is infested with mice When his praises are sung I conclude he must be well hung ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2025, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5904 "2025-03-18T16:10:24Z")
My sister’s current boyfriend has lice And his bedroom is infested with mice When his praises are sung I conclude he must be well hung 'Cuz everything else about him ain’t nice For my wife’s birthday I make carrot cake ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2025, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5905 "2025-03-18T16:39:45Z")
For my wife’s birthday I make carrot cake But the carrots I use are quite fake ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2025, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5906 "2025-03-18T19:13:10Z")
For my wife’s birthday I make carrot cake But the carrots I use are quite fake. They’re butterscotch chips ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2025, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5907 "2025-03-18T19:20:14Z")
For my wife’s birthday I make carrot cake But the carrots I use are quite fake. They’re butterscotch chips and fingertips ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2025, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5908 "2025-03-18T19:48:36Z")
For my wife’s birthday I make carrot cake But the carrots I use are quite fake. They’re butterscotch chips and fingertips It’s still the best thing that I make My phone battery’s now very low ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2025, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5909 "2025-03-18T19:54:18Z")
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