# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 296
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2025, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5910 "2025-03-18T19:58:13Z")
My phone battery’s now very low And my web browsing’s getting quite slow I think that it’s dying ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2025, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5911 "2025-03-18T21:03:56Z")
My phone battery’s now very low And my web browsing’s getting quite slow I think that it’s dying Which starts me to sighing ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2025, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5912 "2025-03-18T22:08:02Z")
My phone battery’s now very low And my web browsing’s getting quite slow I think that it’s dying Which starts me to sighing Stupid 21st century buggy gizmo * * * AI doesn’t frighten me in the least ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2025, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5913 "2025-03-18T23:09:26Z")
AI doesn’t frighten me in the least It’s not the reason my brow is creased ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2025, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5914 "2025-03-18T23:58:38Z")
AI doesn’t frighten me in the least It’s not the reason my brow is creased Times are getting hard ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2025, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5915 "2025-03-19T05:13:40Z")
AI doesn’t frighten me in the least It’s not the reason my brow is creased Times are getting hard And my best credit card ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2025, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5916 "2025-03-19T12:03:59Z")
AI doesn’t frighten me in the least It’s not the reason my brow is creased Times are getting hard And my best credit card Won’t buy me a McDonald’s feast A curious thing about Mary ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2025, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5917 "2025-03-19T12:08:02Z")
A curious thing about Mary Is her love of all folks named Larry ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2025, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5918 "2025-03-19T12:59:38Z")
A curious thing about Mary Is her love of all folks named Larry Don’t give her a Fred ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2025, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5919 "2025-03-19T13:09:08Z")
A curious thing about Mary Is her love of all folks named Larry Don’t give her a Fred Or worse yet, a Ted ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2025, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5920 "2025-03-19T13:39:03Z")
A curious thing about Mary Is her love of all folks named Larry Don’t give her a Fred Or worse yet, a Ted Only a Larry can have her cherry * * * I’m afraid I simply don’t understand sex ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2025, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5921 "2025-03-19T18:03:27Z")
I’m afraid I simply don’t understand sex I hear it’s better than Tex-Mex ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2025, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5922 "2025-03-19T18:43:05Z")
I’m afraid I simply don’t understand sex. I hear it’s better than Tex-Mex. But schematics I’ve seen ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2025, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5923 "2025-03-19T19:05:27Z")
I’m afraid I simply don’t understand sex. I hear it’s better than Tex-Mex. But schematics I’ve seen give me too much to glean ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2025, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5924 "2025-03-19T20:28:49Z")
I’m afraid I simply don’t understand sex. I hear it’s better than Tex-Mex. But schematics I’ve seen Give me too much to glean I won’t get it from some dry dissected specs * * * I’m terrified to drive the autobahn ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2025, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5925 "2025-03-19T21:20:49Z")
I’m terrified to drive the autobahn but I’ll ride it on my bike for fun ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2025, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5926 "2025-03-19T21:43:11Z")
I’m terrified to drive the autobahn but I’ll ride it on my bike for fun, rolling 30k per ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2025, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5927 "2025-03-19T22:59:11Z")
I’m terrified to drive the autobahn but I’ll ride it on my bike for fun, rolling 30k per My pedals a blur ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5928 "2025-03-20T00:02:26Z")
I’m terrified to drive the autobahn But I’ll ride it on my bike for fun, Rolling 30k per My pedals a blur Until they find my flattened body in the dawn * * * Bicyclists are just sooo entitled ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5929 "2025-03-20T00:26:17Z")
Bicyclists are just sooo entitled Riding the streets all unbridled [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=295) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=297)