# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 297
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5930 "2025-03-20T03:42:01Z")
Bicyclists are just sooo entitled Riding the streets all unbridled with spandex clad thighs. ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5931 "2025-03-20T12:36:52Z")
Bicyclists are just sooo entitled Riding the streets all unbridled with spandex clad thighs. Boys and girls attract sighs ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5932 "2025-03-20T18:44:44Z")
Bicyclists are just sooo entitled Riding the streets all unbridled with spandex clad thighs. Boys and girls attract sighs and lotsa crude things that I’ve yelled ——————————————— Arnold asked Enid to prom ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5933 "2025-03-20T19:05:36Z")
Arnold asked Enid to prom Enid said, “Let me ask Mom.” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5934 "2025-03-20T20:03:43Z")
Arnold asked Enid to prom Enid said, “Let me ask Mom.” “Only if you’re home by midnight,” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5935 "2025-03-20T22:49:17Z")
Arnold asked Enid to prom Enid said, “Let me ask Mom.” “Only if you’re home by midnight, And use birth-control right” ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2025, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5936 "2025-03-21T00:19:55Z")
Arnold asked Enid to prom Enid said, “Let me ask Mom.” “Only if you’re home by midnight, And use birth-control right” Voila! The most boring rom-com ———-—-———-— God threw a monkey wrench in my plans ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2025, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5937 "2025-03-21T00:30:16Z")
God threw a monkey wrench in my plans Just like Guildenstern and Rosencrantz ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2025, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5938 "2025-03-21T00:49:59Z")
God threw a monkey wrench in my plans Just like Guildenstern and Rosencrantz I am feeling cursed ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2025, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5939 "2025-03-21T00:58:40Z")
God threw a monkey wrench in my plans Just like Guildenstern and Rosencrantz I am feeling cursed With no karma reimbursed ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2025, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5940 "2025-03-21T01:17:49Z")
God threw a monkey wrench in my plans Just like Guildenstern and Rosencrantz I am feeling cursed With no karma reimbursed Bad luck to last several lifespans A fraudulent banker named Steve ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2025, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5941 "2025-03-21T01:51:22Z")
A fraudulent banker named Steve Had a faithful old butler named Jeeves ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2025, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5942 "2025-03-21T01:55:50Z")
A fraudulent banker named Steve Had a faithful old butler named Jeeves But Jeeves was no saint ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2025, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5943 "2025-03-21T02:09:51Z")
A fraudulent banker named Steve Had a faithful old butler named Jeeves But Jeeves was no saint And with sheep had no restraint ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2025, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5944 "2025-03-21T02:15:54Z")
A fraudulent banker named Steve Had a faithful old butler named Jeeves But Jeeves was no saint And with sheep had no restraint Yet Steve had much worse up his sleeve ————————-— I’m pen pals with a gal from Peru ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2025, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5945 "2025-03-21T02:21:59Z")
I’m pen pals with a gal from Peru you won’t believe what she will do. ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2025, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5946 "2025-03-21T02:25:42Z")
I’m pen pals with a gal from Peru you won’t believe what she will do. She’s a freaky gal ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2025, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5947 "2025-03-21T02:47:14Z")
I’m pen pals with a gal from Peru you won’t believe what she will do. She’s a freaky gal Only just through the mail ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2025, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5948 "2025-03-21T12:02:21Z")
I’m pen pals with a gal from Peru you won’t believe what she will do. She’s a freaky gal Only just through the mail Her blow jobs all have postage due My dentist asked, “Needle or gas?” ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2025, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5949 "2025-03-21T12:22:04Z")
My dentist asked, “Needle or gas?” I said needle and then bared my ass [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=296) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=298)