# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 298
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2025, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5950 "2025-03-21T13:22:43Z")
My dentist asked, “Needle or gas?” I said needle and then bared my ass He said “That’s quite cheeky” ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2025, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5951 "2025-03-21T13:37:52Z")
My dentist asked, “Needle or gas?” I said needle and then bared my ass He said “That’s quite cheeky” “But it’s your mouth that is freaky” ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2025, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5952 "2025-03-21T14:27:48Z")
My dentist asked, “Needle or gas?” I said needle and then bared my ass He said “That’s quite cheeky” “But it’s your mouth that is freaky” And implied I was very low class * * * Poor Esther’s boobs hang to the ground ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2025, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5953 "2025-03-21T14:44:29Z")
Poor Esther’s boobs hang to the ground A fact there’s no getting around ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2025, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5954 "2025-03-21T14:53:51Z")
Poor Esther’s boobs hang to the ground A fact there’s no getting around They cover the floor ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2025, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5955 "2025-03-21T15:05:50Z")
Poor Esther’s boobs hang to the ground A fact there’s no getting around They cover the floor Get pinched in the door ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2025, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5956 "2025-03-21T15:27:24Z")
Poor Esther’s boobs hang to the ground A fact there’s no getting around They cover the floor Get pinched in the door And suffocate all they surround * * * I bet my last dime at the dog track last week ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2025, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5957 "2025-03-21T15:32:19Z")
I bet my last dime at the dog track last week On a worthless mutt named Muddy Streak ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2025, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5958 "2025-03-21T15:38:10Z")
I bet my last dime at the dog track last week On a worthless mutt named Muddy Streak That mange-ridden cur ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2025, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5959 "2025-03-21T18:00:57Z")
I bet my last dime at the dog track last week On a worthless mutt named Muddy Streak That mange-ridden cur Dashed all hopes that were ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2025, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5960 "2025-03-21T19:00:20Z")
I bet my last dime at the dog track last week On a worthless mutt named Muddy Streak That mange-ridden cur Dashed all hopes that were not anything but terribly weak * * * I’d tied my cat to a helium balloon ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2025, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5961 "2025-03-21T19:19:01Z")
I’d tied my cat to a helium balloon Such that she would sail to the moon ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2025, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5962 "2025-03-22T02:15:40Z")
I’d tied my cat to a helium balloon Such that she would sail to the moon But kitty had claws ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2025, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5963 "2025-03-22T03:34:45Z")
I’d tied my cat to a helium balloon Such that she would sail to the moon But kitty had claws And she used them because ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2025, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5964 "2025-03-22T04:20:40Z")
I’d tied my cat to a helium balloon Such that she would sail to the moon But kitty had claws And she used them because To vertigo she’s not immune My dad used to make his own gin ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2025, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5965 "2025-03-22T04:30:04Z")
My dad used to make his own gin He used a bathtub made of tin ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2025, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5966 "2025-03-22T20:27:46Z")
My dad used to make his own gin He used a bathtub made of tin It tasted kinda soapy ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2025, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5967 "2025-03-22T21:03:38Z")
My dad used to make his own gin He used a bathtub made of tin It tasted kinda soapy So he smelled kind of dopey ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2025, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5968 "2025-03-22T21:39:31Z")
My dad used to make his own gin He used a bathtub made of tin It tasted kinda soapy So he smelled kind of dopey and his face wore a ridiculous grin —————————————— Mister Hotchkiss is a snake in the grass ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2025, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5969 "2025-03-22T22:09:48Z")
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