# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 299
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2025, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5970 "2025-03-22T22:14:05Z")
Mister Hotchkiss is a snake in the grass One day soon, I will kick his ass A liar, cheat, and asshole ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2025, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5971 "2025-03-22T22:51:20Z")
Mister Hotchkiss is a snake in the grass One day soon, I will kick his ass A liar, cheat, and asshole A “waskely wascal” ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2025, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5972 "2025-03-23T03:35:13Z")
Mister Hotchkiss is a snake in the grass One day soon, I will kick his ass A liar, cheat, and asshole A “waskely wascal” And I’m sick and tired of his sass. * * * I wish I was a gourmet chef ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2025, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5973 "2025-03-23T04:37:52Z")
I wish I was a gourmet chef Sautéing maize for UNICEF ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2025, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5974 "2025-03-23T10:13:10Z")
I wish I was a gourmet chef Sautéing maize for UNICEF I might make flan ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2025, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5975 "2025-03-23T13:17:31Z")
I wish I was a gourmet chef Sautéing maize for UNICEF I might make flan In a cast-iron pan ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2025, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5976 "2025-03-23T14:06:47Z")
I wish I was a gourmet chef Sautéing maize for UNICEF I might make flan In a cast-iron pan The absolute fave of Hugh Hef * * * Turns out that my angel is the centerfold ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2025, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5977 "2025-03-23T15:03:49Z")
Turns out that my angel is the centerfold She’s rather heavy, acne-scarred and very old ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2025, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5978 "2025-03-23T17:12:39Z")
Turns out that my angel is the centerfold She’s rather heavy, acne-scarred, and very old. But that’s all right by me _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2025, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5979 "2025-03-23T19:03:37Z")
Turns out that my angel is the centerfold She’s rather heavy, acne-scarred, and very old. But that’s all right by me I’m quite far from pretty ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2025, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5980 "2025-03-23T21:43:21Z")
Turns out that my angel is the centerfold She’s rather heavy, acne-scarred, and very old. But that’s all right by me I’m quite far from pretty And I won’t even mention the mold * * * My love and I will grow old together ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2025, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5981 "2025-03-23T21:56:35Z")
My love and I will grow old together We will ride out the stormy weather ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2025, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5982 "2025-03-23T22:24:56Z")
My love and I will grow old together We will ride out the stormy weather For despite going grey ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2025, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5983 "2025-03-23T23:08:41Z")
My love and I will grow old together We will ride out the stormy weather For despite going grey We make love in the hay ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2025, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5984 "2025-03-23T23:19:34Z")
My love and I will grow old together We will ride out the stormy weather For despite going grey We make love in the hay Wearing costumes of latex and leather While surfing a wave in Lahaina ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2025, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5985 "2025-03-23T23:55:28Z")
While surfing a wave in Lahaina I met a mermaid named Coquina ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2025, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5986 "2025-03-24T00:05:26Z")
While surfing a wave in Lahaina I met a mermaid named Coquina But things took a turn ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2025, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5987 "2025-03-24T03:24:10Z")
While surfing a wave in Lahaina I met a mermaid named Coquina But things took a turn And I was dismayed to learn ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2025, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5988 "2025-03-24T19:32:17Z")
While surfing a wave in Lahaina I met a mermaid named Coquina But things took a turn And I was dismayed to learn That she had a spike-toothed vagina There was a young woman from Sydney ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2025, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/5989 "2025-03-24T19:37:50Z")
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