# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 30
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2015, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/582 "2015-03-11T15:30:17Z")
The pox-doctor’s clerk was impressed By the way I resisted arrest I applied Vaseline And supplied gasoline And subsequently passed ev’ry test. A ballerina here from the Ukraine ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2015, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/583 "2015-03-11T19:21:59Z")
A ballerina here from the Ukraine Found her tutu had a terrible stain ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2015, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/584 "2015-03-11T19:28:50Z")
A ballerina here from the Ukraine Found her tutu had a terrible stain. Although she’s disputin’ ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2015, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/585 "2015-03-11T19:37:17Z")
A ballerina here from the Ukraine Found her tutu had a terrible stain. Although she’s disputin’ that Vladimir Putin ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2015, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/586 "2015-03-11T19:45:33Z")
A ballerina here from the Ukraine Found her tutu had a terrible stain. Although she’s disputin’ that Vladimir Putin Had been there that night on the train. There was an old monk from the Cape ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2015, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/587 "2015-03-11T20:06:10Z")
There was an old monk from the Cape Who went out to dinner with an ape ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2015, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/588 "2015-03-11T20:08:03Z")
There was an old monk from the Cape Who went out to dinner with an ape. They’d only said grace ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2015, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/589 "2015-03-11T20:57:41Z")
There was an old monk from the Cape Who went out to dinner with an ape. They’d only said grace At Martha Vineyard’s place ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2015, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/590 "2015-03-11T21:34:35Z")
There was an old monk from the Cape Who went out to dinner with an ape. They’d only said grace At Martha Vineyard’s place When they each hatched a plan to escape I really don’t like playing soccer ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2015, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/591 "2015-03-11T21:45:38Z")
I really don’t like playing soccer. And don’t want to sound like a ‘knocker’. ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2015, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/592 "2015-03-11T22:24:58Z")
I really don’t like playing soccer. And don’t want to sound like a ‘knocker’. But kicking my balls ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2015, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/593 "2015-03-11T22:40:17Z")
I really don’t like playing soccer. And don’t want to sound like a ‘knocker’. But kicking my balls, Like happens in brawls ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2015, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/594 "2015-03-12T04:56:26Z")
I really don’t like playing soccer. And don’t want to sound like a ‘knocker’. But kicking my balls, Like happens in brawls Makes me flop on the ground like Joe Cocker. The senator said with aplomb ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2015, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/595 "2015-03-12T05:22:26Z")
The senator said with aplomb “My sex-life’s a ticking time-bomb!” ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2015, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/596 "2015-03-12T05:27:04Z")
The senator said with aplomb “My sex-life’s a ticking time-bomb!” Then the pictures came out ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2015, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/597 "2015-03-12T05:27:50Z")
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**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2015, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/598 "2015-03-12T05:32:35Z")
The senator said with aplomb “My sex-life’s a ticking time-bomb!” Then the pictures came out, Of his ‘girl’ with a snout ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2015, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/599 "2015-03-12T05:50:41Z")
The senator said with aplomb “My sex-life’s a ticking time-bomb!” Then the pictures came out, Of his ‘girl’ with a snout It’s a pig, in a wig, on a dong! Private Mulligan never did dally ---
**Author:** ![AppallingGael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9bd4f/32.png) [@AppallingGael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AppallingGael)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2015, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/600 "2015-03-12T05:55:16Z")
Private Mulligan never did dally In mounting his mustang, named Sally ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2015, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/601 "2015-03-12T05:57:37Z")
Private Mulligan never did dally In mounting his mustang, named Sally. Ev’ry night he was able [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=29) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=31)